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Calling Jesus on the porcelain telephone

The act of clinging to a toilet basin throwing up violently after a heavy night of binge drinking.

So named after the fashion of sticking your head into the bowl and shouting the name of our Lord between spasms.
BLEURGH!!! Oh Jesus, BLEEEHHRRRK!!! Oh Lord, BLOOOORGH!!!! Aw Christ, HUUUUUEEEEEEERRRRGH!!!!! etc
by ..WiL May 24, 2005
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Cybertwat

Basically a Goth or Punk on E.

A product of the rise of Cybergoth, Electropunk and EBM scenes a Cybertwat is just like a rave newbie, new to the scene and living the dream, just a tad too much!

With the seemingly permanent addition of some glowsticks and UV reactive or reflective adornments over his usual black, he has decided this music and style slays all others, and everytime he comes to your party/BBQ/parents funeral he MUST take over the stereo and constantly play VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berserk and Covenant at volume 11 and hand dance about sweatily or HE WILL KILL YOU ALL!!

They normally get over it within a few months once they realise it's not paranoia, everyone really is avoiding them!
Shall we invite Paul to the gathering tonight or is he just too much of an insufferable Cybertwat right now?
by ..WiL March 6, 2007
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Arse orgasm

The male internal orgasm, generated by stimulation of the prostate, the male g spot, via rythymic insertion of something into the anus, sometimes with the more conventional orgasm thrown in for good measure.

Obviously well known to most of the gay male community but available to all!
'YEAH!!' cried Brad as again he felt the tell-tale tremors of an arse orgasm forming in his gut!
by ..WiL May 19, 2005
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Chavscussion

The Jerry Springer style street 'discussions' chavs and bag heads have with one another, normally at about 2am just underneath your fucking window, lasting for about 3 hours and involving massive amounts of personal detail nobody should ever need to know about a neighbour, and bottles.
Aw fuck, the stupid drug fucked oxygen thieves are having a 2am chavscussion about who's kid's who's again, your turn to call in the pigs, man.
by ..WiL May 6, 2007
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Homophobia

NOT fear of the same (yeh yeh, I know, but lets not argue literal translations of the word).

NOR is it disaproving with flagrant homosexuality or gay pride or toilet sex or whatever (though non of the above would have cause to exist were it NOT for homophobia!).

Homophobia is a rabid fear in men of male homosexuality, and/or the possibility of being treated like one through association, to the point of unprovoked sometimes violent outbursts, vocally or physically, against gay men.

It's existence can be directly connected to the attitude of the immediate environment and local laws.

1. In straight men, it normally has very little to do with fear of any actual gay sex act or gay men, rather it's the fear that, for whatever reason (his job, his peers, police attitude, the religious extremists in his area...) any association with or acceptance of anything 'gay' could mean people might think HE is gay, and he therefore would lose the respect of his peers and maybe even ruin his life (or in extreme cases, END his life!) via the open prejudice he see's enacted against gay men around him.
So he 'acts out' to assure people that he is definitely NOT gay nor would he condone it!

2. With gay (or bi) men its when a 'straight acting' gay is trying to keep the respect of his straight peers and, again, doesn't want to get the prejudice and disrespect he see's enacted towards more obvious or 'out' gay men around him.

He's often deeply in the closet, at least with his straight friends, and very vocal about his dislike of queers and how very straight he is, even when unprompted! He may even have a girlfrend or wife or even go gay bashing, and it's these sorts of guys that keep alive illicit homosex in toilets and sauna's and such, as they need to keep hidden.

You don't get so much of it in more liberal inclusive societies where it isn't considered socially unpalatable or dangerous to be gay, or with guys who are totally assured in their heterosexuality, as the fear of being perceived as gay is no longer present.

On a personal note, how come all gay prejudice, anti gay laws and religious dogma is only ever directed at gay MEN when all arguments for it's justification should apply to either sex!? That in itself shows homophobia! Maybe if The Pope just lost the frocks...
1. 'Backs against the walls lads, don't bend over, don't let him look at your cock when you piss, no you CANNOT buy me a drink you fucking queer, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!'

2. 'Backs against the walls lads, don't bend over, don't let him look at your cock when you piss, no you CANNOT buy me a drink you fucking queer, GET AWAY FROM ME!!!'' <later has sex in a public toilet with a random married guy then eases his guilt by gay bashing the out ones outside the local gay club>
by ..WiL May 31, 2005
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Well bad

Chav-teen speak for something bad, or more commonly slightly embarrassing to the rest of us but a major faux pas to a chav.
Pacifically, he is wearin last years trainers like a pikey, innit, that is well bad!
by ..wil August 3, 2007
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Cyber Goth

Happy smiley, dancey Goths, see www.thewendyhouse.org for excellent examples.
Musical examples: VNV nation, Apoptygma Berserk, google em up!
by ..WiL July 20, 2008
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