..WiL's definitions

Beer Monster

1. A guy who drinks lots and falls over every available free moment.

2. The evil monster that visits you when you have been on a bender and steals all your money, sends bizarre text messages and offensive e-mails to all your friends, makes all your clothes smell funny, hides your underwear, messes up your house, and then shits in your mouth before leaving.
Also wipes all your memory of the previous night.

By either definition, he's a cunt and you spend all your time apologising for him.

1. I have never seen Rob sober, the guy's a complete Beer Monster.

2. I need to go into town, the Beer Monster stole all my money, <vomits>, maybe later...

by ..WiL May 24, 2005

Crossed Threads

Once just generally meaning confused thoughts but now used to mean when two or more people are talking in an internet chatroom and get two different subjects confused together.

WiL> Have you got it yet?
Tony> I got summat well kewl other day!
WiL> Oh?
Tony> Ill look, BRB...
WiL> Sent it ages ago!
Tony> Its well kewl, a mate sent it 2 me! :D
WiL> He did!? Hang on, weve got Crossed Threads, mate, R U on about the mail I sent U or this other thing?

by ..WiL May 19, 2005

Lipstick arse

When U find yourself trapped in the John scared to pull up your expensive Calvins simply due to your Rusty Bullet Hole apparently feeding a single unpassable turd slowly out onto the paper as if someone had hidden a lipstick dispenser up your arse and was slowly turning the base!

Look, its not my fault, OK? I got a fucking Lipstick Arse situation here! Go on without me and Ill catch you up!

by ..WiL May 19, 2005

Bar Steward

A way of gettin away with calling someone a bastard in polite company, like in front of your Mum.

He's a complete Bar Steward!

by ..WiL May 25, 2005

Bender

1. A long prelongued bout of alchoholic self punishment.

2. A pretty innoffensive Brit slang word for a poof.

3. A character on the TV show Futurama.

1. Fuck you all, Im off on a bender.

2. Are you really a bender?

3. KILL ALL HUMANS!

by ..WiL July 15, 2008

Youge

Bigger than huge, pronounced 'Yowj'.

Its a corruption of huge when pronounced 'Hee-yoooo-uge!!'

Have you seen her in that dress!? She looks YOUGE!!

by ..WiL May 17, 2005

I don't do

American sourced phrase oft used by blondes, queens and blonde queens to justify their not participating in something, now working its way into general use. The DO is the most emphasised part of the whole phrase.

Im sorry but I dont DO politics.

by ..WiL May 16, 2005