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adolescent

the worst years of your life when your enimies are your friends your friends are your family and your family is you enimie. when girls freak out because they think having a pimple is acne and spend 50 grand on products to cover it up. when guys try to get in a girls pants before they even kissed the girl. just to be cool around their friends. when everything is a mess. homework piles to your head and you go on msn/aol/yahoo for atlease half of your day. when coke is not just a drink. skirts are pulled up to baerly cover the ass and pants are pulled down to show half your boxer. if your caught with your parents your social life is over. when people try to buy the most expensive things they can lay their hands on jsut to fit in. friends are backstabers and you life is just a living hell. so you make you life seem so perfect by partying every weekend and getting high.
prep1: EEEK!! I just got a pimple! omg omg omg now the quarterback is never gunna love mee!!!
prep2: //secretly thinks heheh yes now is my chance to go out with him// omg omg looks like we have to go shopping!!! i know this totally great stuff trust me it works

emo1: fuk look at the fukin preps i hope they all suffercate from the make up they use
emo2: my life is so horrible they know nothing.

trust me your adolescent years are the worst years of your life all the drama and stuff not cool.
by --lynn-- March 25, 2007
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benefit

a really good brand of make up decent price sephora and the bay sells benefit make up theyre bad girl mascara works really good
but it can be a fit runny use it with the she laq over top and its all good.

something that aids or promotes well-being; "for the common good"
www.benefitcosmetics.com

girl: mom why cant i got to the party?!

mom: there was no adult supervision you couldve gotten raped! its for youre
own benefit.
by --lynn-- November 7, 2007
mugGet the benefitmug.

jello shots

Jello shots are cubes or cups of jello containing
some sort of liquor.
- 1 6-ounce package of gelatin (flavored or unflavored -- you decide)
- 16 ounces (2 cups) boiling water
- 6 ounces cold water
- 10 ounces 80-proof Alcohol

In a bowl, mix boiling water with the powdered gelatin until fully dissolved.
Give it at least a minute to fully activate the gelatin.
Let gelatin cool for five or ten minutes to reduce alcohol vapor loss.
Stir in cold water and alcohol.
A tray of jello shots prior to refrigeration.
Pour resulting mixture into shot glasses or plastic cups
by --lynn-- October 12, 2007
mugGet the jello shotsmug.

house hippo

The House Hippo is the fictional subject of a series of television adverts intended to educate about distinguishing fact from fiction in advertising.

The advertisement goes as follows:

The North American House Hippo is a fictional creature that can be found throughout Canada and the Eastern United States. The House Hippo is a very timid creature and is rarely seen. While normally a quiet animal that prefers to stay unnoticed, the House Hippo is very territorial and will defend its territory if provoked. The House Hippo comes out at night to search for food and water. The favourite foods of the House Hippo include chips, raisins and the crumbs from peanut butter on toast. The House Hippo will come out at night to search for materials for its nest. They tend to build their nests in bedroom closets with mittens, dryer lint and bits of string.The House Hippo sleeps 16 hours a day, only coming out to search for food and water and materials for its nest. Also, due to their timid nature, they chose to only come out at night while you are most likely are sleeping.

The House Hippo Commercial series was made in Canada to make children aware of how gullible they can be and to teach them to not believe everything they hear. The television advertisement was produced by the Concerned Children's Advertisers (CCA) of Canada, and is currently adored by Canadians of all ages.citation neededUnfortunately, many of the kids who should have received the message currently suffer from ADD and do not catch the end of the commercial that explains the fictional characteristic of the House Hippo. Evidently this results in the wide spread belief by many ignorant and stubborn people that House Hippos actually exist. A popular example is Bradley Wakler, a 15 year old boy with E.S.L. who could not distinguish the meaning of the last sentence, and needed phycological treatment to eradicate the belief in House Hippos.
Oh look, the House Hippo advertisement is on.
by --lynn-- August 12, 2006
mugGet the house hippomug.

hot house

just a normal house where normal people live in
except the normal people sells really expensive things
for a low price and half of the time their fake stuff
its kinda like a black market
me; yo do you know any hot house
vince; ya
me; dudde hook me up mang
vice; aights i need a new lv wallet anyways
by --lynn-- July 12, 2007
mugGet the hot housemug.

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