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Definitions by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time

A lame comeback middle schoolers use on whoever they don’t like.
Human 1: Your mom is fucking gay
Human 2: My mom isn’t gay, she’s dead
Human 1: *leaves in shame*
Gay by - Bully Maguire Pizza Time December 14, 2021
Description: nothing

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Mate: You are nothing

Also Mate: I’m you

Highly Educated 

When you smoke weed you get high. When you read books you get educated. However, when you smoke weed and read books at the same time you get high educated.
Random person: How did you get so highly educated!!!!
Quiet kid: By smoking weed and reading books at the same time…
Random person: Cool so what did you learn?!?!
Quiet kid: Bruce Lee Chicken Norris level fighting techniques and styles
Random person: Other than that???
Quiet kid: Comebacks and roasts directed at the school bully and also how to shoot up the school with an AK-47
School Bully: DiReCteD at wHo
Quiet kid: You
School Bully: *Charges and prepares to kick quiet kid’s ass
Quiet kid: *Kicks school bully with a flying dick*
School bully: *face gets disfigured * *loses 4.20 teeth and breaks 69 bones leaving him paralysed*
School nurse with an X-ray: *noice*
Quiet kid: Reaches for his bag
Class clown: EvEryOne ruNNnnn
* No one runnnns*
Quiet kid: Shoots school bully to death with an AR-15
School bully: *flipping dies*
School bullies’s accomplices: *fricking dies*

Whole school: Starts cheering
Everyone one at school: CAREFULLY HE’S A HERO
MLN is the other extreme (complete opposite) of MLG which you probably know is major league gaming.
Best example of MLN is how dad’s are portrayed in mobile game ads

MLN games: iF yOU CAN pRess forWArd yOu haVe 69420 IQ
*99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of people will fail*
Human 1: Where u from
Human 2: MLN
Human 1: Wut is dat
Human 2: Major League Noobing

Peppa Pig 

Physical description: A tall ass pig who is 7”1 and when she jumps on muddy puddles *ground shakes* as she creates an earthquake 6.9420 on the Richter scale

Hobbies: Enjoys smoking weed all day and no-scoping in C-ops
Suzy Sheep: WHY iS thE grOuNd ShaKiNg

Zoey Zebra: Peppa pig’s family is NoW jumping on deez muddy poodles
A little piggy you see everyday on TV

Despite her small appearance Peppa is actually
7 feet 1 inches tall
She is the greatest pig in the universe and even has a universe named after her called the peppa pig universe (not to mention a show)
George: Oink pink 🐷
Peppa: Silly George