-=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK]'s definitions

gooficus maximus

Faux latin to describe a situation that has become goofy to the maximum extent.

Dude, when Vander wore that underwear on his head at the party, that was totaly gooficus maximus.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

git-tacular

A hybridization of British slang of "git" which means idiot or fool, with the ending suffix of "tacular" to describe a situation was being beyond ridiculous to the point of annoying idiocy, though at the same time mildly amusing.

That is absolutely git-tacular. The situation grew out of hand to the point of surreal stupidity, it was git-tacular.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

heinous with gayness

A thing or situation that heinously lame and annoying.

We took the afternoon off to make the appointment, but they canceled as we showed up. That is just heinous with gayness.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Dead guy's chicken

Slang for Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) the Colonel has been dead for years, thus you are eating chicken from a dead guy.

I needed something quick for lunch, so I stopped in for some dead guy's chicken.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

fuckwell

An ignorant vacuos socialite woman who has no redeeming qualities other than possibly fading good looks, that married a wealthy husband and thinks by association with him should control everyone and everything. Her arrogance knows no bounds. Her only job in life is fucking her husband, and because she married welath and power she in essence "fucked well".

Barbara had a GED and worked at a grocery store, until one day she married Fred, an M.D. She then decided to control the school board, the church, the local PTA, and the local Rotary Club. Her arrogance and stupidity knew no bounds, because she was no more, no less than a fuckwell.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

bitch witch

A woman so evil, cruel, and kniving that she is both a bitch and a witch.

Patty not only broke Jill and Ben up, she stole Ben and destroyed Jill's credit rating. What a Bitch Witch.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006

Buttacular

Similar to craptacular, though less frustrating.

Did you see that lame move? I can't believe we paid seven-fifty to see it, it was buttacular.

by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006