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Short for federal, referring to an employee or agency of the federal government. Traditionally associated with the FBI, a fed, or the feds (not to be confused with the Fed), can typically be used when referencing any formal apparatus of the federal government. Informally, fed can be used as a derogatory insult for an untrustworthy or un-loyal individual.
The feds audited the business and monitored their regulatory practices.
That boy gives me a weird feeling, he a fed.
That boy gives me a weird feeling, he a fed.
by 🐺 June 25, 2023
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Get the 👻 mug.A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.
Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
by 🐺 November 7, 2021
Get the Parachute mug.A rare-subspecies of the Goblin genus who focus solely on acquiring clout or notoriety, instead of the typical goblin resources like gold or jewels. Unlike standard goblins, Clout Goblins have the ability to seamlessly assimilate into modern society and prey upon those with a surplus of clout. A Clout Goblin will continue to move throughout various scenes and social groups once clout levels have been depleted or once they've have been discovered by the host or the host's microcosm.
Person 1. Heyyy! Let's hang out later! We can take pictures with each other in your new Range Rover and post them on Insta.
Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.
Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*
Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.
Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*
by 🐺 August 18, 2021
Get the Clout Goblin mug.Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!
Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard
Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard
Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
by 🐺 November 22, 2018
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Get the Custer mug.Short for "Got em" or "Gotcha", used to express a shortlived victory or success after bamboozling someone.
Son: Yo dad, did something come in the mail today?
Dad: No, what?
Son: Deeze nuts!
Dad: *Silence*
Son: Gottee!
Dad: No, what?
Son: Deeze nuts!
Dad: *Silence*
Son: Gottee!
by 🐺 October 5, 2018
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