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Clout Goblin

A rare-subspecies of the Goblin genus who focus solely on acquiring clout or notoriety, instead of the typical goblin resources like gold or jewels. Unlike standard goblins, Clout Goblins have the ability to seamlessly assimilate into modern society and prey upon those with a surplus of clout. A Clout Goblin will continue to move throughout various scenes and social groups once clout levels have been depleted or once they've have been discovered by the host or the host's microcosm.

Person 1. Heyyy! Let's hang out later! We can take pictures with each other in your new Range Rover and post them on Insta.

Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.

Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*

by 🐺 August 18, 2021

Boofed

Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.

To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.

Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!

Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard

Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.

by 🐺 November 22, 2018

Lad

In the USA, a “Lad” is often used by Jewish people to refer to other young, Jewish men.

That boy is a lad.

by 🐺 April 28, 2024

Kosher

When something is socially acceptable.

Person 1: I'm going to light up a blunt in here
Person 2: No bro, that's not kosher, my parents will be pissed.

by 🐺 July 22, 2022

ryan kavanaugh

A slang word for someone with very tiny hands.

The young boy had a pair of ryan kavanaughs.

by 🐺 December 7, 2021

Greentip

A type of armor piercing, steel core ammunition, known and distinguished by it's green tip of the FMJ bullet. This is most common in the .556 NATO or .223 rifle calibers, but may also include some other military surplus calibers like 9mm. Greentip bullets are referenced in various hip-hop songs due to their notoriety and effectiveness as an FMJ round.

Greentip .556 and a blick too.

by 🐺 June 25, 2023

Gottee

Short for "Got em" or "Gotcha", used to express a shortlived victory or success after bamboozling someone.

Son: Yo dad, did something come in the mail today?
Dad: No, what?
Son: Deeze nuts!
Dad: *Silence*
Son: Gottee!

by 🐺 October 5, 2018