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Bezos

Another word for giving head, also known as oral sex. This term originated from Jeff Bezos’ giant and bald head, and is used in many popular songs and memes.
All I want from you right now is some good bezos.
by 🐺 November 4, 2023
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Tits or gtfo

Short for, "tits or get the fuck out", often expressed towards an annoying person who has attempted to garner some form of undeserved attention.

The recipient almost never shows their tits, nor is even expected to. As a result, the recipient almost always retreats without further discussion.
Person 1 - Heyy guysss, I know I'm new here but I thought everyone might like to listen to my life story!!!

Person 2 - Tits or gtfo

Person 3- Tits or gtfo

Person 1- ...
by 🐺 November 21, 2018
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Boofed

Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.

To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!

Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard

Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
by 🐺 November 22, 2018
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Manifesto

A written document prepared by a single person, intended to garner attention towards a specific topic or issue.

Associated infamously with the ramblings of a fanatical zealot or crazed madman, a manifesto can take the form of an autobiography, essay, or critique by the author, and may be published or sent to a public media source.
The school shooter prepared his manifesto with a meticulous ferver, hoping to share his fallible ideology with the world.
by 🐺 November 10, 2018
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Oof

Originating from the death sound effect of an online game known as Roblox, "oof" is a common expression or response shared when one is faced with a melodramatic defeat or taken an embarrassing L in any real-world situation.

The sound effect from the game is sampled in many online videos, sounding like a small child who has been kicked in the stomach. Humor can be found in the unwavering consistency of the "oof" sound effect, as well as the obvious trauma endured by the child-- undoubtedly an odd choice for developers to include in a children's game.
Guy 1: Bro, I called Susan like 50 times last night, and when she finally answered she told me to go kill myself.

Guy 2: Oof
by 🐺 November 10, 2018
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Brazzers

A slang word for large breasts, tits, jugs, etc.

Also known as a premium American porn website, Brazzers.com.
Look at the brazzers on that chick!
by 🐺 November 10, 2018
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Headstrong

A person, man or woman, who possesses inherent qualities of an unrelenting or unwaivering ideology, often baseless and of strong conviction.
Person 1: I told Johnny he was wrong about the Earth being flat, but he's too headstrong to listen to reason.
Person 2: Yeah, that guy's a dumbass.
by 🐺 August 21, 2017
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