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Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!
Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard
Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard
Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
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The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?
Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
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To effectively contain or handle a difficult or uncompromising situation, where auxiliary support may be limited or non-existent.
To "keep it real."
To effectively contain or handle a difficult or uncompromising situation, where auxiliary support may be limited or non-existent.
To "keep it real."
I'm going to the store, can you hold it down while I'm out?
She really held it down at the party last night, and made sure no creepers bothered us.
She really held it down at the party last night, and made sure no creepers bothered us.
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