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Boofed

Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.

To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!

Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard

Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
by 🐺 November 22, 2018
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Karen

Noun:/ kærín
A Karen, historically known as a Nancy, is a pejorative term used for any 29 - 55 year old middle to upper-middle class white woman. A Karen will go out of her way to impose their belief structures on any unwitting or unsuspecting individual, once broken off from their pack and cornered a Karen will publicly berate the victim, possibly involving an authority figure if the victim is of minority decent.
...Karen then yielded her most powerful tool, her iPhone 10, pounding the screen vigorously and slamming it to her ear.

"Um, hello? Can I speak with the manager!??"
"Yes ma'am, I'm the manager."
"What the hell kind of place are you running here! I'm currently in the drive thru lane, and I've been waiting here for 15 minutes!! Do you think that's acceptable?"
" We apologise ma'am, your meal is free."
by 🐺 February 14, 2021
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Manifesto

A written document prepared by a single person, intended to garner attention towards a specific topic or issue.

Associated infamously with the ramblings of a fanatical zealot or crazed madman, a manifesto can take the form of an autobiography, essay, or critique by the author, and may be published or sent to a public media source.
The school shooter prepared his manifesto with a meticulous ferver, hoping to share his fallible ideology with the world.
by 🐺 November 10, 2018
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Brazzers

A slang word for large breasts, tits, jugs, etc.

Also known as a premium American porn website, Brazzers.com.
Look at the brazzers on that chick!
by 🐺 November 10, 2018
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Headstrong

A person, man or woman, who possesses inherent qualities of an unrelenting or unwaivering ideology, often baseless and of strong conviction.
Person 1: I told Johnny he was wrong about the Earth being flat, but he's too headstrong to listen to reason.
Person 2: Yeah, that guy's a dumbass.
by 🐺 August 21, 2017
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Parachute

A method for consuming drugs in powder form. Toilet paper is used to create a very small pocket where the drugs are placed, twisted and subsequently swallowed. Less commonly, the parachute may be inserted into the anus or vagina, typically during coitus.
Dirtbag 1: Bro, you know I can't snort that my nose is blown out.

Dirtbag 2: Dude! Just parachute it in your asshole, you wuss.
by 🐺 November 7, 2021
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ryan kavanaugh

A slang word for someone with very tiny hands.
The young boy had a pair of ryan kavanaughs.
by 🐺 December 7, 2021
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