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A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.
Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!
Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!
Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!
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A Karen, historically known as a Nancy, is a pejorative term used for any 29 - 55 year old middle to upper-middle class white woman. A Karen will go out of her way to impose their belief structures on any unwitting or unsuspecting individual, once broken off from their pack and cornered a Karen will publicly berate the victim, possibly involving an authority figure if the victim is of minority decent.
A Karen, historically known as a Nancy, is a pejorative term used for any 29 - 55 year old middle to upper-middle class white woman. A Karen will go out of her way to impose their belief structures on any unwitting or unsuspecting individual, once broken off from their pack and cornered a Karen will publicly berate the victim, possibly involving an authority figure if the victim is of minority decent.
...Karen then yielded her most powerful tool, her iPhone 10, pounding the screen vigorously and slamming it to her ear.
"Um, hello? Can I speak with the manager!??"
"Yes ma'am, I'm the manager."
"What the hell kind of place are you running here! I'm currently in the drive thru lane, and I've been waiting here for 15 minutes!! Do you think that's acceptable?"
" We apologise ma'am, your meal is free."
"Um, hello? Can I speak with the manager!??"
"Yes ma'am, I'm the manager."
"What the hell kind of place are you running here! I'm currently in the drive thru lane, and I've been waiting here for 15 minutes!! Do you think that's acceptable?"
" We apologise ma'am, your meal is free."
by 🐺 February 14, 2021
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Like the humble and rare Big Titty Goth Chick 🦄, the abbreviation -- BTGC, should also be used rarely and treated with reverence.
Like the humble and rare Big Titty Goth Chick 🦄, the abbreviation -- BTGC, should also be used rarely and treated with reverence.
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Get the Lad mug.A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.
The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?
Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
by 🐺 May 1, 2019
Get the It's free real estate mug.A rare-subspecies of the Goblin genus who focus solely on acquiring clout or notoriety, instead of the typical goblin resources like gold or jewels. Unlike standard goblins, Clout Goblins have the ability to seamlessly assimilate into modern society and prey upon those with a surplus of clout. A Clout Goblin will continue to move throughout various scenes and social groups once clout levels have been depleted or once they've have been discovered by the host or the host's microcosm.
Person 1. Heyyy! Let's hang out later! We can take pictures with each other in your new Range Rover and post them on Insta.
Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.
Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*
Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.
Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*
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Get the Clout Goblin mug.Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.
Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!
Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard
Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard
Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.
by 🐺 November 22, 2018
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