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Meatfart

The noxious fumes let from ones asshole after consuming excessive amounts of processed meat, such as pepperoni or beef jerky. Occasionally paired with meat sweats, meatfarts can peel the paint off a car door and have been known to render small children unconscious.
Johnny released a meatfart that triggering a catastrophic earthquake in Belize, which he blamed on his dog.
Don't be like Johnny
by 🐺 August 26, 2017
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Wooed

Johnny wooed Jane with his erotic dancing and giant cock.
by 🐺 September 27, 2018
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Gottee

Short for "Got em" or "Gotcha", used to express a shortlived victory or success after bamboozling someone.
Son: Yo dad, did something come in the mail today?
Dad: No, what?
Son: Deeze nuts!
Dad: *Silence*
Son: Gottee!
by 🐺 October 5, 2018
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Federales

A slang word for Federal Agents or for those employed by the Federal Government.
Juan was minding his own business, when the Federales came and ruined his day.
by 🐺 April 26, 2019
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It's free real estate

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.
Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.
by 🐺 May 1, 2019
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ni🅱🅱a

The slightly edgier way of spelling "nibba", which is a slightly less edgy way of spelling "nigga" or "nigger".

Ni🅱🅱a shares common nomenclature with the slang word "nigga", commonly used amongst African Americans to express comradery and friendship.

The "🅱" is an emoji available on most common cellphone platforms, and is used to emphasize the "b" in "nibba", usually in a funny or ironic manner.
"This ni🅱🅱a tripping if he thinks I'm going to offend an entire race of people by using the word nigga."
by 🐺 November 5, 2017
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Wheeling and dealing

The art of hustling, particularly in a rushed or busy fashion.
Bob was wheeling and dealing around town to make a rent check.
by 🐺 November 2, 2017
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