earl

a 45 year old obese pedophile that plays wholesome games (like idk skribbl.io or somethin) in attempt to find little innocent girls and hunt them down to finally lose their virginity since they can't seem to find anyone to love them that's their own age.
innocent girl-*plays skribbl.io*
earl-yooo tryna smash?
by 🌻_aria_🌻 March 01, 2020
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cancers

cancers are said to be really emotional and cry their selves to sleep every night, but that's pretty false. every cancer i know is super outgoing and trustworthy and yes, sometimes has it's emotional moments but they're not as bad as everyone says they are and are very underrated if i am being completely honest.
person 1- that girl was so outgoing and super sweet! she must be a sagittarius or something
person 2-actually, she's one of the cancers!
by 🌻_aria_🌻 March 01, 2020
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Alex

one of the only actually nice boys that are left. they're so sweet and genuinely care about your feelings, even if they don't show it. they make amazing boyfriends, and will try their hardest to never let you go. but watch out! if you do find yourself in a relationship with an Alex, just know that they become very mentally attached with someone they're dating, so if you break up make sure to take it easy on him and try to end it on good terms. (but they're amazing and you shouldn't break up with them anyways so i guess it doesn't really matter)
girl- that guy was so sweet and overall just amazing, do you happen to know him?
girl 2- you are definitely thinking about Alex.
by 🌻_aria_🌻 February 29, 2020
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Emily

Emily's are hilarious, and very intellegent. They know how to cheer you up and make you laugh during hard times. Not to mention, they're off the charts caring. When you're upset, an Emily is the first person to come up to you to ask what's wrong. They're very insecure, however. Although they might not seem like it they're self-conscious over EVERYTHING. They're sensitive, so take it easy on them. They're OG friends, so they don't talk behind your back either. If you know an Emily in your life, be kind to her and she'll be kind to you, unless you make fun of her friends. She is VERY overprotective of her friends. They're also very good at hiding their true feelings. Even though they may seem fine, that isn't always the case with Emilys.
Person: Are you okay?
Emily:*cried herself to sleep last night*
Also Emily: Yeah I'm fine!
by 🌻_aria_🌻 November 14, 2019
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qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm

something you type into google when you are supposed to be studying, doing something productive, or are just really bored and have absolutely nothing better to do with your life.
well, i know i have homework but..
*types qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnm anyways*
by 🌻_aria_🌻 February 29, 2020
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