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Sminking

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020

danker

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")

1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!

by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021

Gold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I gold can really zhuzhooo up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you (Gung) ho

by ♥🗺☠ July 9, 2021

jacking in hilltown

When you steal a car, and masturbate while you're driving it, and you're going to a gang fight or to pick up friends, or something else social

🎶 4 wheels down while we're jacking in hilltown 🎶

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021

Carveola Incident

a numerous amount of zombie sightings and zombie attacks reported in Belgium after the end of ww1 in early November 1918

Soldier's diary: day 1 - November 11, 1918 : The treaty to end the war is supposed to be signed today, but a large amount of zombies have been reported coming out of the fog. The general called it a "Carveola incident"

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

Ianarius

The name for "January" In Italy during Leonardo Da Vinci's early life
(Is also my birth month)

Da Vinci: Ianarius is coming up soon, We should be able to finish the painting by the new anno
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)

by ♥🗺☠ March 4, 2021