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Salamander: Nyes, NYEEEEEES
by ♥🗺☠ February 22, 2021
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The act of when someone puts their name on Urban Dictionary and glorifies it, just to feel good about their miserable life in their parent's abandoned basement. They're all just insecure, depressed, anti-social, unwashed, ugly, and cringy
Needless to say, these urban dictionary names are getting out of hand and are just a load of cringe. You know the truth behind it
The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct
The guys who post it are soyboys and/or internet trolls, all with an anime addiction and a moldy cheese mill (Cheese dick, got it?), while thinking that deodorant on their hairy pits and showering once a month with hardly any soap and shampoo is enough. The girls who do it aren't usually girls anyway. They're guys trying to compliment their anime pillow or their waifu, furry or anime or whatever. If it is by an actual girl, They're usually one if the ugliest and dirtiest whores you'll see on the internet, who send videos and pictures of themselves on tiktok and instagram doing trendy stuff or something that a prostitute would do. They prefer to be influencers and scam small businesses and whore out on guys to steal all their money. They want to spend their money on plastic surgery that will probably be botched and overpriced luxuries that even the upper class would struggle to afford. Despite whoring themselves out to guys to rob them, they still think men are sexist pigs and should go extinct
by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021
Get the Urban Dictionary Names mug.Me: *Puts in 42, expecting "hitchiker's guide to the galaxy" jokes*
Urban Dictionary: *gives me 420 jokes instead*
Me: What the fuck??
Urban Dictionary: *gives me 420 jokes instead*
Me: What the fuck??
by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021
Get the 42 mug.The ringles playing "The End:" The same drum beat throughout the song that begins to drown you anxiety
by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021
Get the the ringles mug.A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!
Slightly rational person: Shut up psycho
Slightly rational person: Shut up psycho
by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021
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by ♥🗺☠ July 10, 2021
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