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Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term

This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

by ♥🗺☠ March 09, 2021

Air slammer

a running person

@jgyhsref is slower than an air slammer

by ♥🗺☠ August 01, 2021

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

when you're bored and you fingers have a breakdancing seizure on the keyboard

INternet lurket: Hmm... qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Also INternet lurket: 2ewqhuj21jiuo2wjioe32kope32kop4lpth-tnr6pltnrkpob,4bl,3vomb42ko4bko4,m6e+-4k6*-k46w*-4kw6-*2j4+-24h32mk13kop13gio`````````````````````````````

by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021

Mercury retrograde

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst moaning one or more human beings' names. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy, fruitful, and beneficial times to come

As the sun sank down over the pier, the children who were out fishing gazed in horror as the lord lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into his own mercury retrograde

by ♥🗺☠ June 04, 2021

Yes

Yes

Yes

by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Harvard

Another word for Entitled, Rich, and Overrated

Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*

by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021

The Beatles

Another word for Gnocchi

Cheetawolf: This is: The Beatles, The monkey guts... And the alien entrails

by ♥🗺☠ June 29, 2021