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Hwahle

JSE: gonna drive my hwahle in a car to the daygare
by ♥🗺☠ July 27, 2021
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cheugy psyops

A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops!

Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable
by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021
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January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that
It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose
by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021
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Ianarius

The name for "January" In Italy during Leonardo Da Vinci's early life
(Is also my birth month)
Da Vinci: Ianarius is coming up soon, We should be able to finish the painting by the new anno
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)
by ♥🗺☠ March 4, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.
by ♥🗺☠ June 9, 2021
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Gold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month
I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I gold can really zhuzhooo up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you (Gung) ho
by ♥🗺☠ July 9, 2021
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Reddit's golden gamble

Making a bad meme that earns gold
Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...
by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021
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