☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

6

Cubed x 3.
3 x 2.
Hexed.
Hexagon.

There are 6 fingers in my vagina.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 26, 2022

3

Triple.
Triangle.
Cubed.

There are 3 beautiful women stroking my cock.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 20, 2022

chocolate shitty iphone charger

The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.

Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 18, 2022

litemare

A nightmare that doesn't make you shit your pants in your sleep of fear, just only a little bit.

Hey baby you have a nightmare?
Husband: No i had a litemare you poop.

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 12, 2022

🧡

Meaning in love with somebody, but not enough to want to fuck them and/or be fucked by them. And/or meaning because gay people exist SMH.

Me: Hey there’s Alyssa, my crush!
Joseph: Why don’t you ask her out to sex?
Me: Well… I don’t love love her… only a little bit.
Joseph: Whuddup baby girl?
Her: 🧡
Me: Lol she actually doesn’t want to get fucked by you! Lol 😂!
Her: *comes up to me* ❤️
Me: 🖕😎👌

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

Midas’ big sexy cock

His cock is sooo sexy your cock is fucking nothing to it. His cock is soooo big that when he fucks marigold she has it coming out her mouth.

🥵🥖😅
So you like my dick? It’s… nothing much.
Oh… my… how did you get it.

It’s my ‘special Midas’ big sexy cock’.

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 4, 2022

Yoshit

Go to your C: Drive, ok? Now go to your SMBX2 Folder, go to graphics, now click on yoshi, there, you got a yoshit. Or actually "yoshi" t.

There are ways to enterprit this...
1. Yoshi t
2. Yosh it
3. Yos hit
Or if you are really ok with swearing:
4. Yo shit
5. Yoshit

by ☆★Midas★☆ March 16, 2022