When you pinch your testes right as you ejagulate and then shout to shoot a cumnado (a tornado of cum) out your mouth.
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 24, 2021
A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".
Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
The act of accidentally sliding an iphone charger up your ass in your sleep, the result of this is shit leaving your ass at 150mph nonstop, batteries coming out your penis hole, the charger coming out your ear, and puking iphones.
Kiy: Hey man i just slid a charger into my asscrack in my sleep, wanna seeeee?
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
Rahmõnd: You are so fucking stupid that i turned into a mexican. You chocolate shitty iphone charger.
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 19, 2022
You have a choice, you're still human, but no, god sees that as a sin. Alas, it's forgivable, but ay! That doesn't mean you gotta rub yo virgin asses in my face! I know you're gay I'm not mentally damaged, unlike you.
Gay dude: Hey man wanna be friends, im gay.
Me: Your brain is damaged in every way and not even exorcism will fix it. Why don't you becone friends with Yuri?
Gayass: Whose Yuri?
Me: Yuri Tarted.
Lesson learned:
LGBTQIA+ Is a sin!
-I think god said that in the bible
Me: Your brain is damaged in every way and not even exorcism will fix it. Why don't you becone friends with Yuri?
Gayass: Whose Yuri?
Me: Yuri Tarted.
Lesson learned:
LGBTQIA+ Is a sin!
-I think god said that in the bible
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 26, 2022
dudeguy45: "wanna pway fowtnite?"
Pussyslayer69420: "Nah man im to busy playing the BETTER fortnite!"
Pussyslayer69420: "Nah man im to busy playing the BETTER fortnite!"
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 10, 2022
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