☆★Midas★☆'s definitions

Urrgfrrgg

The noise you make when you're playing a game and fuck up real bad.

Guy 1: "Hey man what are ya doin'"
Guy 2: "I was just playing Zelda Breath Of The Wild and I fell off this fucking cliff! Urrgfrrgg!"

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Ptenis

When you type "penis" but make the most 'dumbass' typo. (because p and t are 5 keys apart)

Man: "Search up ptenis"
Google: "Do you mean 'pterodactyl penis'?"
Man: "No"
Google: Shuts off computer

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Quickie Dickie

When you fuck someone for a few seconds but you already cum.

Quickie dickie time…

by ☆★Midas★☆ July 28, 2023

Dickhole daddy

Someone who has aids and has a dude inside his pee-hole.

“Hello! Dickhole daddy!”
Dickhole daddy: “hello!”

by ☆★Midas★☆ August 2, 2023

August The 2nd

National feet pic day, send a feet pic to anyone! Family, friends, etc! Just do it in a manner where they send a dick pic back!

“Hey, it’s August The 2nd, where the pics at?”

by ☆★Midas★☆ August 2, 2023

penis

Something that you'll never have

Hey do you have a penis?
Girl: No f**k you

by ☆★Midas★☆ December 2, 2021