ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

Kama Scootra

A book describing how to perform sexual acrobatics on a Vespa.

They say two key factors in practicing the Kama Scootra are good balance and a cooled-down engine.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 22, 2011

PH

short for power hug \ used at end of informal letters or text messages instead of the Xs and Os representing kisses and hugs

The best part of any airport is always ‘Arrivals’ – everywhere you look there’s a PH happening.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 3, 2011

hooligeezer

A senior citizen who is overly enthusiastic about football (soccer).

We were enjoying a peaceful pint at the Dover Arms until all the rowdy, old hooligeezers showed up.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 26, 2011

pubulence

n. pub-u-lence / the act of public flatulence

When you're alone in an elevator, never be dumb enough to commit pubulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 28, 2013

rise 'n' shining

a term for when you drunkenly bring home from pub/club/party a hot date, but in the morning your date looks like an apparition from “The Shining”

I’ve decided to take it easy on the beverages after last Sunday's rise 'n' shining.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

heternosexual

a straight person who is sexually inactive

Don’t let jealous heternosexuals make you feel guilty about your rabbit-like behaviour.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 21, 2014

vegicide

when veggies and fruits, so innocent and un-empowered, are plucked out by the roots, to be greedily devoured

How many victims have died from vicious vegan vegicide?!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 2, 2011