ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

megalomentia

megalomania & dementia at once // a portmanteau of megalomania & dementia

Let's hope this megalomentia up on high doesn't cause the launching of nukes.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 5, 2020

DVR catch-up

'DVD catch-up' is when, while recording a game or other TV event on your DVR, you start watching the recording from the beginning - and as you come to the ads, timeouts, etc., you fast-forward through them, thus slowly catching-up on the event in real time.

Uncle Tony is so good at DVR catch-up, he usually syncs up with real-time just after the final ad.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2013

Q-cumbersome

When a word has too many Qs

All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010

penis travelogues

a male's tales of amorous adventure

Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010

trollable

when one has enough celebrity or internet presence for trolls to deem him/her worthy of harassment

"The only thing worse than being trolled is not being trollable." ~ Wild Oscar Fish

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 16, 2012

hooligeezer

A senior citizen who is overly enthusiastic about football (soccer).

We were enjoying a peaceful pint at the Dover Arms until all the rowdy, old hooligeezers showed up.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 26, 2011

pubulence

n. pub-u-lence / the act of public flatulence

When you're alone in an elevator, never be dumb enough to commit pubulence.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 28, 2013