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asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz

The result of typing every single letter on your keyboard starting with the middle row in order from left to right, then the top row also from left to right and the bottom row, but from right to left, for some reason.

Asdfghjklqwertyuiopmnbvcxz

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ June 6, 2022

I want to commit genocide

What I say every time I see what humanity has come to

*Something terrible happens*

Me: I want to commit genocide.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 25, 2022

cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock

Something a person called BirchBuns defined because it is in one of the shrugging emoticon definitions. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't think an example for cunt dick shit fuck ass bitch cock is needed.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ May 2, 2022

‡_‡

A really weird and epic version of the crying face thingy. Other versions include:
T_T
t_t
†_†
T^T
(T_T)

Pp_man21: Damnit, I lost again T_T
Pro_dood69: Lol get rekt Pp_man21
Sum1cool: Lmao, you still use that old face? It's so outdated..
Pp_man21: Wdym? Every1 uses it.
Sum1cool: Yeah, that's the problem. ‡_‡
Pro_dood69: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT‽
Pp_man21: Wait, what are these symbols?
Sum1cool: ‡_‡ is the new version of T_T.
Pp_man21: It's cursed!
Pro_dood69: I agree with Pp_manTheLoser21
Pp_man21: Ok, but what was that thing you used before?
Pro_dood69: You mean this? ‽
Pp_man21: yea, where did you get that from and what is it?
Pro_dood69: I got it by pressing and holding the ? symbol.
Pp_man21: FUCK IM ON COMPUTER
Pro_dood69: looks like a you problem.
Sum1cool: Hey, ik how to obtain that on PC.
Pp_man21: How?
Sum1cool: alt F4
Pp_man21: Ok, ty
Pro_dood69: NO DON'T!
<Pp_man21 has disconnected>
Pro_dood69: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! †_†

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 31, 2022

abcdcba

The 1st 4 letters of the alphabet hrheyustjdtjdyjdykysksyksyksyksyksy my tjgjyzkdykdykudlduosyh red gfhdgfbfjfjsykdktjthstita you fhd hi ydostjtjruyuuyuhvhzbd an

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by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 31, 2022

Among Us

A video game that was created in 2018 by Innersloth and somehow blew up in late 2020. It started to die out in early 2021, partially due to a stupid update which added "quick chat", a weird chat system that isn't quick at all, according to literally everyone. In March-April 2021, innersloth added a new map, called "the airship", alongside the accounts update, which was hated by the Among Us community, mainly because it was very buggy. Afterwards, they decided to change the art style, add new colors and 11-15 player lobbies. I think they've also added new roles. At the time I'm writing this, it's 2022 and the game is somehow still alive, especially the unfunny, overused memes, like "When the imposter is sus!!1!1!1!1!", which I see ALL THE DAMN TIME! Like, can Among Us just die already?

Among Us player: Hey, wanna play Among Us?
Me: Isn't it dead?
Among Us player: What? Of course not!
Me: ...
Among Us player: So, do you wanna play or not?
Me: No.
Among Us player: Why?
Me: I don't play Among Us.
Among Us player: But you did.
Me: Exactly, "DID". It's in past tense. I don't play it anymore.
Among Us player: Please!
Me: No.
Among Us player: Pretty please!!
Me: No!
Among Us player: Why not?

Me: Because I don't play Among Us!
Among Us player: BUT YOU DID!
Me: I DON'T PLAY AMONG US ANYMORE! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
Among Us player: Please! It will be fun!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck off!

Among Us player: Did you just swear?!?!?!?!?!!?!
Me: Yeah, grow up.
Among Us player: *starts crying* Why won't you play Among Us with me?
Me: Are you seriously crying?
Among Us player: *cries*
Me: Yeah, I'm out. Find someone else to piss off.

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 3, 2022

oooaaa

Oooaaa is uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm it is uhhhhh uhh it's an uhhhhhm it is uhhhhh... I DON'T KNOW, OK? IT'S LITERALLY A BUNCH OF O'S AND A'S PUT TOGETHER FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON!

Please, help me! It's 12:12am and I'm writing a definition for oooaaa! HELP ME!

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ April 8, 2022