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When a celebrity has a no-nudity contract and uses body doubles for any nude scenes. Dervived from Alicia Silverstone who likes to cock tease but says she will never ever get naked.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
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When a blonde girl prefers black cock to white. It's not unusuall for the blonde to be in a gangbang when this happens.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
by <insert> October 2, 2004
Poor girl who becomes very rich and famouse overnight. If you have zero talent, then a great ass is all you need. Derived from Jennifer Lopez who has the best ass in pop.
by <insert> October 2, 2004
Accroynm for Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck.
How to spot a MILF:
Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
How to spot a MILF:
Woman mid-to late 20s to late 30s.
Blonde hair that's obviously out of a bottle.
Wears sunglasses or glasses in her hair.
Exposed mid-riff.
Exposed thong/g-string.
Pierced belly-button and possibly nipple(s).
Tattoo - either around belly-button or design on lower back.
Short skirt or jeans.
Tight t-shirt with no bra on underneath.
by <insert> January 25, 2005