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not hardly alice

feeling not yourself, feeling less than what you are capable of

antonyms:almost alice
Guy #1: Dude, i feel like im not hardly alice today
Guy #2: Go take a nap you feel better than
by /b/vader March 29, 2010
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almost alice

feeling right at the peek of perfection

antonyms: not hardly alice
Guy:my 21st birthday was almost alice... to bad the stripper didn't give happy endings
by /b/vader March 29, 2010
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