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Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.
Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.
Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.
An amazing woman.
Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.
Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.
An amazing woman.
by $portez November 7, 2011
Get the Bec Cares mug.The infamous Get Well Soon Crew. A trolling collective of the scum of the internet, bringing you pain and misery in the lulziest of ways.
Charlie-"Not on the white mans internet!"
Derrick-"Hopefully the offender or offenders will be apprehended or have a weapon or weapons discharged at him in a timely manner or manners"
Lucy-"If someone like Alexander was trying to rape my kids, I'd hope a wall fell on them too"
Portez-"Q-What doesn't fit? A- A dead epileptic"
Charlotte-"Are you people walled off from your emotions? I am crushed by this news personally.
Althought not as crushed as Alex and Bridget."
GWSC ....You're welcome.
Derrick-"Hopefully the offender or offenders will be apprehended or have a weapon or weapons discharged at him in a timely manner or manners"
Lucy-"If someone like Alexander was trying to rape my kids, I'd hope a wall fell on them too"
Portez-"Q-What doesn't fit? A- A dead epileptic"
Charlotte-"Are you people walled off from your emotions? I am crushed by this news personally.
Althought not as crushed as Alex and Bridget."
GWSC ....You're welcome.
by $portez April 8, 2013
Get the GWSC mug."R.I.P David Plonker"
Charlie: Get well soon champ
Marcus: THE MAN IS DEAD NOT SICK
Charlie: Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon
Marcus: HE'S DEAD!
GWS Marcus.
Charlie: Get well soon champ
Marcus: THE MAN IS DEAD NOT SICK
Charlie: Poor guy. I hope he gets well soon
Marcus: HE'S DEAD!
GWS Marcus.
by $portez March 5, 2012
Get the GWS mug.The crack and or meth induced paranoia and circular reasoning with a dash of high tech government wizardry, that only the week old sleepless and turbocharged mind could conjure.
“Wow dude, that’s some crackspiracy with intergalactic shapeshifting rattlesnakes stole your gear and replaced it with alien nanotechnology designed purely to overthrow the junkie community so they don’t reveal flatearth isn’t globe earth so THAT’S why we’ve got to put our phones in the microwave now?? That’s some Potez shit right there.
by $portez June 6, 2019
Get the Crackspiracy mug.A complete piece of interwebz an hero who slays, maims and will milk ALL OF THE RAGES from your dull existence. He's a noodle slurping boss with the quickest wit on the nets. GWS anyone who falls in to his death grip.
Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.
Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.
by $portez April 20, 2013
Get the Derrick Smith mug.Lucy Black is an amazing example of Internet fuck puppetry. She is the epitome of style, class and sex on legs. She carries herself with grace and poise, while tearing the heart from men in a single dox. To cross Lucy Black is to sign your own rage certificate.
"Guys, Lucy Black is on this RIP page, stay out of her Medusa stare!"
Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"
Internet- "FUCK! RUN FOR THE HILLS"
by $portez April 20, 2013
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Charlie: Get well soon champ.
Marcus: He's not sick he's dead.
Charlie: Poor guy. i hope he gets well soon.
Marcus: HE'S DEAD
GWS Marcus
Charlie: Get well soon champ.
Marcus: He's not sick he's dead.
Charlie: Poor guy. i hope he gets well soon.
Marcus: HE'S DEAD
GWS Marcus
by $portez March 5, 2012
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