$portez's definitions

Bec Cares

Bec Cares: Someone online that doesn't care. To Bec care is to not give any fucks. Ever.

Bec Cares is an online goddess of epic proportions.

Fierce, smoking hot and a brain that will make you fall in to her magnetar pit trap.

An amazing woman.

Lizzie "We had sex!"

Everyone else "Oh wow Bec Cares"

by $portez November 7, 2011

Drip Fed

A person who is borderline retarded, painful or flat out fucking stipid.

Becka- "Seriously, what's with all these drip feds today?

$p- "Drip fed central dude"

by $portez January 21, 2011

GWSC

The infamous Get Well Soon Crew. A trolling collective of the scum of the internet, bringing you pain and misery in the lulziest of ways.

Charlie-"Not on the white mans internet!"

Derrick-"Hopefully the offender or offenders will be apprehended or have a weapon or weapons discharged at him in a timely manner or manners"

Lucy-"If someone like Alexander was trying to rape my kids, I'd hope a wall fell on them too"

Portez-"Q-What doesn't fit? A- A dead epileptic"

Charlotte-"Are you people walled off from your emotions? I am crushed by this news personally.

Althought not as crushed as Alex and Bridget."

GWSC ....You're welcome.

by $portez April 8, 2013

GWS

Troll abbreviation for Get Well Soon

Commonly quoted amongst TSO members.

RIP David Plonker

Charlie: Get well soon champ.

Marcus: He's not sick he's dead.

Charlie: Poor guy. i hope he gets well soon.

Marcus: HE'S DEAD

GWS Marcus

by $portez March 5, 2012

Crackspiracy

The crack and or meth induced paranoia and circular reasoning with a dash of high tech government wizardry, that only the week old sleepless and turbocharged mind could conjure.

“Wow dude, that’s some crackspiracy with intergalactic shapeshifting rattlesnakes stole your gear and replaced it with alien nanotechnology designed purely to overthrow the junkie community so they don’t reveal flatearth isn’t globe earth so THAT’S why we’ve got to put our phones in the microwave now?? That’s some Potez shit right there.

by $portez June 6, 2019

Derrick Smith

A complete piece of interwebz an hero who slays, maims and will milk ALL OF THE RAGES from your dull existence. He's a noodle slurping boss with the quickest wit on the nets. GWS anyone who falls in to his death grip.

Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.

Derrick Smith -"All of the potato shops or shop of a potato nature"

by $portez April 20, 2013

Joyced

To allow yourself to fatten up

Wow, Chris really Joyced himself up this year

by $portez November 23, 2009