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Term used when a person enjoying drank or lean get a little too loose and spills some of said beverage. Referenced in an episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopia based in Houston, it "messes up the environment and makes everyone all sad, kind of like a real oil spill.
What's that big wet spot on the couch?

Oh, Hector and Jamal were over here getting crazy and one of them spilled their "drank."

Definite oil spill playa.
by $lapaho March 22, 2019
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(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.
I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.
by $lapaho February 19, 2021
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mostly peaceful (adj.) - A description use to muddle the purpose, truth, or intent of a person, group, or event Involving extreme violence, looting, destruction of property, or arson. This description is typically used in politically charged discussion, and its use diminishes the truth of the statement while not technically being a lie.
"They say Kim Jong-Un is a bad guy, but I don't believe it. If he eats for 4 hours a day, sleeps for 8, and enriches uranium for another 4, that only leaves 8 hours a day to "terminate with extreme prejudice" any threat, enemy, or family member."

"I get it now.....so that's less than 50% a day of murder, so it would be well above the threshold of "mostly peaceful."
by $lapaho January 24, 2021
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(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
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XY bathroom - noun(n) - Signn denoting use of a certain bathroom by a certain gender based on genetics and not magical thinking. This delineation between male and female genders of the human species is definite and unwavering no matter what sort of costume a mentally ill individual may don.

Tranny 1 - "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, my taped up junk is about to fall."

Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."

Note - this is the opposite of an XX bathroom and is known colloquially as the Mens' room.
Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."
by $lapaho January 13, 2021
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(noun) - An act which demonstrates extreme cowardice but is done while on 1 knee with fist in the air.
Simone Biles just waved the white flag of woke strength.
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
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