$lapaho's definitions
(person) - The Hide and Seek Champion of the Free World title indisputably belongs to President Joe Biden. While the distinction of World vs. Free World is important as Osama bin Laden is the champion of the ENTIRE world.
Hey is Biden still alive or does he have a body double carrying out duties like Sadam Hussain?
He is alive but not well. You will never again see him as he is not only a coward but Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World.
He is alive but not well. You will never again see him as he is not only a coward but Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World.
by $lapaho March 5, 2021
Get the Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free Worldmug. When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.
Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...
Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
by $lapaho December 30, 2018
Get the Vagmitizedmug. (noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
by $lapaho March 3, 2021
Get the COVID cheerleadermug. (person) - This position was formerly known as the Secretary of Defense. He is is the head of the Department of Defense for the United States of America, however as President Biden cannot remember anyone's name this is what he is now called.
Note - search this phrase on YouTube for masterful oration.
Note - search this phrase on YouTube for masterful oration.
I'd like to thank.....uh....the guy that runs that outfit over there..."
- President Joe Biden, 38/2021
- President Joe Biden, 38/2021
by $lapaho March 9, 2021
Get the the guy that runs that outfit over theremug. (noun) - Preferred pronouns are the pronouns of choice that the addresser chooses to label someone as. The receiver's opinion/choice has absolutely no bearing on the user's preference.
What's your preferred pronoun?
Glad you asked! it's it.
you want to be known as it?
No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.
Glad you asked! it's it.
you want to be known as it?
No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.
by $lapaho May 9, 2021
Get the preferred pronounmug. (noun) - An act which demonstrates extreme cowardice but is done while on 1 knee with fist in the air.
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
Get the woke strengthmug.