$lapaho's definitions
(noun) - The act by which hero police put a stop to a criminal attempting to harm another person or the police themselves. The criminal immediately is turned into Raggedy Ann when they refuse to either drop a weapon or driving their car at police in an attempt to run them over. The world is ALWAYS better off without these criminals.
by $lapaho April 29, 2021
Get the police shootingmug. (person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
Get the woke GOATmug. The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.
by $lapaho April 7, 2020
Get the Epsteiningmug. (noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.
You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.
by $lapaho March 3, 2021
Get the COVID cheerleadermug. (verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.
Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."
You hear about Michael Brown?
You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
Get the canonization by leadmug. (noun) - An act which demonstrates extreme cowardice but is done while on 1 knee with fist in the air.
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
Get the woke strengthmug.