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(slang) - This term describes exchanging a $20 Harriet Tubman bill for a portion of crack valued at the same amount.
Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.
Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.
Crackhead: I'm trying to unload my underground railroad shares and get into some Space X.
Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?
Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later
Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?
Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later
by $lapaho March 11, 2021
Get the Tub-dub mug.(person) - This term refers to the unqualified modestly overweight Vice President of the United States and her reaction whenever asked a question about anything. Her inability to think critically on any question at translates to giggling causing her cellulite to be jiggling.
Hey, You hear that they asked VP Kabbalah Harris what she thought of migrant children and being molested, robbed, and killed by human traffickers and cartels and she laughed in their faces?
Yup....old Gigglebox does that. Its her nervous laughter dues to her overall gross unsuitability for the office she holds. Whats really gross is when her fat is on the move...gross!!
Yup....old Gigglebox does that. Its her nervous laughter dues to her overall gross unsuitability for the office she holds. Whats really gross is when her fat is on the move...gross!!
by $lapaho March 25, 2021
Get the Gigglebox mug.(noun) - Modern 21st century artwork genre whose nomenclature derives from the words dick and collage. Traditionally this artistic discipline represents a mural of different shaped, colored, and sized penises to include printed pictures, freehand drawings, and other typically 2-dimensional representations on paper in scrapbook fashion.
I went to a fancy cocktail party last nite and the host was beaming with pride when he showed us his dickollage....I have never seen such varying and studied passion for penises!!
by $lapaho March 28, 2021
Get the Dickollage mug.(noun) - The act by which hero police put a stop to a criminal attempting to harm another person or the police themselves. The criminal immediately is turned into Raggedy Ann when they refuse to either drop a weapon or driving their car at police in an attempt to run them over. The world is ALWAYS better off without these criminals.
by $lapaho April 29, 2021
Get the police shooting mug.(noun) - Preferred pronouns are the pronouns of choice that the addresser chooses to label someone as. The receiver's opinion/choice has absolutely no bearing on the user's preference.
What's your preferred pronoun?
Glad you asked! it's it.
you want to be known as it?
No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.
Glad you asked! it's it.
you want to be known as it?
No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.
by $lapaho May 9, 2021
Get the preferred pronoun mug.Hey, you got a shorthand way yo tell someone that I am a jogger or am jogging right now?
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Yes. Send a knee emoji 🦵.
by $lapaho June 1, 2021
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