$lapaho's definitions

woke strength

(noun) - An act which demonstrates extreme cowardice but is done while on 1 knee with fist in the air.

Simone Biles just waved the white flag of woke strength.

by $lapaho August 1, 2021

landscape mode

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.

- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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by $lapaho March 10, 2021

the guy that runs that outfit over there

(person) - This position was formerly known as the Secretary of Defense. He is is the head of the Department of Defense for the United States of America, however as President Biden cannot remember anyone's name this is what he is now called.

Note - search this phrase on YouTube for masterful oration.

I'd like to thank.....uh....the guy that runs that outfit over there..."

- President Joe Biden, 38/2021

by $lapaho March 9, 2021

preferred pronoun

(noun) - Preferred pronouns are the pronouns of choice that the addresser chooses to label someone as. The receiver's opinion/choice has absolutely no bearing on the user's preference.

What's your preferred pronoun?

Glad you asked! it's it.

you want to be known as it?

No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.

by $lapaho May 9, 2021

canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."

You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.

by $lapaho February 14, 2021

lootering

Verb.

The act of loitering or remaining in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while staying busy committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.

Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping while not seriously considering to purchase said goods, or "browsing."

Looterer #1: So what are we doing out here? Hurricane Katrina blew through here and we ain't got no power...
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down...it's called lootering stupid....
Looterer #1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?....While we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
Looterer #2: You're a natural!

by $lapaho November 17, 2018