$lapaho's definitions

Hate Speech

(noun) - Traditionally describes speech which denigrated a group of people based on ethnicity, race, religion, sex, or other characteristic. Starting in approximately 2006 this definition was largely expanded to include the following:

1) True speech or opinion which the listener does not care for or hates.
2) Any speech from a person the listener hates, even if true.
3) Dissenting speech that is heard by a hateful person even if true.
4) Any speech from a person or political party a person does not identify with.
5) Any description or condemnation of "mostly peaceful" actions of a person or group of people.

Hey you racist, you cannot disagree with my beliefs or anything the news media and president says is true. If you do, its hate speech.

Why? Because it may be true? Are you afraid of the truth? Who made you the moral authority on right and wrong?

O'Doyle rules. Can't argue w that.

by $lapaho February 14, 2021

COVID cheerleader

(noun) - A person who cheers on the coronavirus and hopes for as many dead people as possible. This became an unlikely entity to cheer for however everyone likes a winner 😉 and the ability to turn pain into political issues. While this may at 1st make a person appear to be callous or cold, it underscores a person's exacting standards regarding winning. #winning

Note - The only thing more undefeated in the history of the world than COVUD-19 is pussy.

You know, I've kind of become COVID cheerleader now that it looks like its gonna be here for a while.

by $lapaho March 3, 2021

woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.

Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"

by $lapaho August 1, 2021

preferred pronoun

(noun) - Preferred pronouns are the pronouns of choice that the addresser chooses to label someone as. The receiver's opinion/choice has absolutely no bearing on the user's preference.

What's your preferred pronoun?

Glad you asked! it's it.

you want to be known as it?

No. No way. It is what I call anyone that is confused about their identity.

by $lapaho May 9, 2021

the guy that runs that outfit over there

(person) - This position was formerly known as the Secretary of Defense. He is is the head of the Department of Defense for the United States of America, however as President Biden cannot remember anyone's name this is what he is now called.

Note - search this phrase on YouTube for masterful oration.

I'd like to thank.....uh....the guy that runs that outfit over there..."

- President Joe Biden, 38/2021

by $lapaho March 9, 2021

canonization by lead

(verb) - Act by which an armed felon is relieved of both his life and rap sheet by the bullets of an officer's gun. Subsequently, he is canonized as a Saint by the community.

Rules for nomenclature are as follows: "Saint (Name of felon), patron Saint of (accused crime)."

You hear about Michael Brown?

You mean Saint Michael, patron Saint of Strong-arming blunts? He got a canonization by lead.

by $lapaho February 14, 2021