$lapaho's definitions

the guy that runs that outfit over there

(person) - This position was formerly known as the Secretary of Defense. He is is the head of the Department of Defense for the United States of America, however as President Biden cannot remember anyone's name this is what he is now called.

Note - search this phrase on YouTube for masterful oration.

I'd like to thank.....uh....the guy that runs that outfit over there..."

- President Joe Biden, 38/2021

by $lapaho March 9, 2021

Gigglebox

(person) - This term refers to the unqualified modestly overweight Vice President of the United States and her reaction whenever asked a question about anything. Her inability to think critically on any question at translates to giggling causing her cellulite to be jiggling.

Hey, You hear that they asked VP Kabbalah Harris what she thought of migrant children and being molested, robbed, and killed by human traffickers and cartels and she laughed in their faces?

Yup....old Gigglebox does that. Its her nervous laughter dues to her overall gross unsuitability for the office she holds. Whats really gross is when her fat is on the move...gross!!

by $lapaho March 25, 2021

looterer

Noun.

A person who loiters or remains in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.

Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping.

Looterer #1: So what are we doing out here? Hurricane Katrina blew through here and we ain't got no power...
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down.
Looterer#1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?
Looterer#2: Indeed....while we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.

by $lapaho November 17, 2018

dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?

Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.

by $lapaho March 6, 2021

Dickollage

(noun) - Modern 21st century artwork genre whose nomenclature derives from the words dick and collage. Traditionally this artistic discipline represents a mural of different shaped, colored, and sized penises to include printed pictures, freehand drawings, and other typically 2-dimensional representations on paper in scrapbook fashion.

I went to a fancy cocktail party last nite and the host was beaming with pride when he showed us his dickollage....I have never seen such varying and studied passion for penises!!

by $lapaho March 28, 2021

Tub-dub

(slang) - This term describes exchanging a $20 Harriet Tubman bill for a portion of crack valued at the same amount.

Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.

Crackhead: I'm trying to unload my underground railroad shares and get into some Space X.

Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?

Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later

by $lapaho March 11, 2021

woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.

Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"

by $lapaho August 1, 2021