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pronoun user

pronoun user - (n.) - A person who denies the genetic differences in chromosomes which differentiate the male species from the female species in the species Homo sapiens.
Hey dude you think I could hook up with her?

Maybe, but you do know Anna is a pronoun user…so you'd have to hook up with them....

So she is down for a threesome?!?!?

You're not getting it… how long do you have cause this is gonna take a while...
by $lapaho December 13, 2020
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Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World

(person) - The Hide and Seek Champion of the Free World title indisputably belongs to President Joe Biden. While the distinction of World vs. Free World is important as Osama bin Laden is the champion of the ENTIRE world.
Hey is Biden still alive or does he have a body double carrying out duties like Sadam Hussain?

He is alive but not well. You will never again see him as he is not only a coward but Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World.
by $lapaho March 5, 2021
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Dickollage

(noun) - Modern 21st century artwork genre whose nomenclature derives from the words dick and collage. Traditionally this artistic discipline represents a mural of different shaped, colored, and sized penises to include printed pictures, freehand drawings, and other typically 2-dimensional representations on paper in scrapbook fashion.
I went to a fancy cocktail party last nite and the host was beaming with pride when he showed us his dickollage....I have never seen such varying and studied passion for penises!!
by $lapaho March 28, 2021
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Tub-dub

(slang) - This term describes exchanging a $20 Harriet Tubman bill for a portion of crack valued at the same amount.

Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.
Crackhead: I'm trying to unload my underground railroad shares and get into some Space X.

Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?

Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later
by $lapaho March 11, 2021
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2 guys 1 egg

(noun) - Commercial produced by the English Cadbury chocolate company for Easter 2021 advertising. This commercial initially demonstrates mildly sexual overtones and ends with an interracial gay couple WITHOUT MASKS splitting an egg while kissing. During this kiss the filling stretches out between them and lands on their chins like a money shot. The narrator of the commercial simtaneously says "We are DOWN with that..." during the kiss.

Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
You see the new Cadbury commercial? I think I am going to be sick....

Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
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Epsteining

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.
See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.
by $lapaho April 7, 2020
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woke strength

(noun) - An act which demonstrates extreme cowardice but is done while on 1 knee with fist in the air.
Simone Biles just waved the white flag of woke strength.
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
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