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Gabrielle Ludwig

(person) - Gabrielle Ludwig is a transgender 50-year-old basketball player at Mission College in California. With a height of 6'8" this former soldier sought a second career in basketball after having served in the military. Her inclusion on the team was controversial and eventually allowed via a court ruling.

On the court she is a monster swatting basketballs like Godzilla, and her presence is intimidating to opponents. If Shaquille O'Neal and Arnold Schwarzenegger had a male baby it would be her. She has been known to deride opposing players after a nasty dunk by screaming "O'Doyle rules!"
Hey Honey, going to Sandra's basketball game tonite. Think they will win?

Not a fucking chance! That girl Gabrielle Ludwig is on the other team. She is 6'8" and literally the Ivan Drago of women's basketball. She will turn that place into NBA Jam. 🤣🤣
by $lapaho February 20, 2021
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dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?
Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.
by $lapaho March 6, 2021
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Vagmitized

When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.

Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...

Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
by $lapaho December 30, 2018
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Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World

(person) - The Hide and Seek Champion of the Free World title indisputably belongs to President Joe Biden. While the distinction of World vs. Free World is important as Osama bin Laden is the champion of the ENTIRE world.
Hey is Biden still alive or does he have a body double carrying out duties like Sadam Hussain?

He is alive but not well. You will never again see him as he is not only a coward but Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World.
by $lapaho March 5, 2021
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Dickollage

(noun) - Modern 21st century artwork genre whose nomenclature derives from the words dick and collage. Traditionally this artistic discipline represents a mural of different shaped, colored, and sized penises to include printed pictures, freehand drawings, and other typically 2-dimensional representations on paper in scrapbook fashion.
I went to a fancy cocktail party last nite and the host was beaming with pride when he showed us his dickollage....I have never seen such varying and studied passion for penises!!
by $lapaho March 28, 2021
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Psaki

(person) - Press Secretary under Biden administration 2021 - ____. Signature phrase is to "circle back" which translates to "Get F'd" in political speak.
We will get the answer from Jen Psaki, she is going to "circle back."

Good luck. That means she is unable, unwilling, or just has plain old contempt for your question.
by $lapaho March 8, 2021
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Compton Scatter

Urban slang for a sawed-off shotgun. This is often used as a word for a throw-away gun such as a Saturday Night Special.
"Hey Bra, you still got that Compton Scatter? I'm 'bout to ride on these fools!"
by $lapaho September 11, 2013
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