$lapaho's definitions
(person) - After 2 separate impeachment trial acquittal Donald Trump became the proud owner of this title. Nothing and no one can or ever will stick to Donald Trump, hence the association with Teflon. Accusations simply slide off him like the very loose Stormy Daniels.
You think Donald Trump is scared for his 2nd impeachment?
Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.
Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
Get the President Teflon Donmug. (person) - Gabrielle Ludwig is a transgender 50-year-old basketball player at Mission College in California. With a height of 6'8" this former soldier sought a second career in basketball after having served in the military. Her inclusion on the team was controversial and eventually allowed via a court ruling.
On the court she is a monster swatting basketballs like Godzilla, and her presence is intimidating to opponents. If Shaquille O'Neal and Arnold Schwarzenegger had a male baby it would be her. She has been known to deride opposing players after a nasty dunk by screaming "O'Doyle rules!"
On the court she is a monster swatting basketballs like Godzilla, and her presence is intimidating to opponents. If Shaquille O'Neal and Arnold Schwarzenegger had a male baby it would be her. She has been known to deride opposing players after a nasty dunk by screaming "O'Doyle rules!"
Hey Honey, going to Sandra's basketball game tonite. Think they will win?
Not a fucking chance! That girl Gabrielle Ludwig is on the other team. She is 6'8" and literally the Ivan Drago of women's basketball. She will turn that place into NBA Jam. 🤣🤣
Not a fucking chance! That girl Gabrielle Ludwig is on the other team. She is 6'8" and literally the Ivan Drago of women's basketball. She will turn that place into NBA Jam. 🤣🤣
by $lapaho February 20, 2021
Get the Gabrielle Ludwigmug. Noun.
A person who loiters or remains in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.
Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping.
A person who loiters or remains in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.
Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping.
Looterer #1: So what are we doing out here? Hurricane Katrina blew through here and we ain't got no power...
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down.
Looterer#1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?
Looterer#2: Indeed....while we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down.
Looterer#1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?
Looterer#2: Indeed....while we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
by $lapaho November 17, 2018
Get the looterermug. (verb) - This action refers to the immediate disconnection of video anytime President Joe Biden attempts to answer live real questions that he has not rehearsed with his team. It is the electronic equivalent of pulling someone offstage with a hook.
You see Biden offer to take actual live questions last night?
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
Get the Plug Tugmug. (verb) - A plug tug is when a customer gives a hand job to they/their heroin dealer for dope when they are out of money.
Me: C'mon Jaquan! I'm sick, my stimulus check is held up, and I need a bag of dope! C'mon man!
Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....
Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
Get the plug tugmug. (quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.
Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?
Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?
OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤
Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?
OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤
by $lapaho February 7, 2021
Get the gloves workmug. XY bathroom - noun(n) - Signn denoting use of a certain bathroom by a certain gender based on genetics and not magical thinking. This delineation between male and female genders of the human species is definite and unwavering no matter what sort of costume a mentally ill individual may don.
Tranny 1 - "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, my taped up junk is about to fall."
Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."
Note - this is the opposite of an XX bathroom and is known colloquially as the Mens' room.
Tranny 1 - "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, my taped up junk is about to fall."
Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."
Note - this is the opposite of an XX bathroom and is known colloquially as the Mens' room.
Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."
by $lapaho January 12, 2021
Get the XY Bathroommug.