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Plug Tug

(verb) - This action refers to the immediate disconnection of video anytime President Joe Biden attempts to answer live real questions that he has not rehearsed with his team. It is the electronic equivalent of pulling someone offstage with a hook.
You see Biden offer to take actual live questions last night?
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
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Reality Czar

(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.
Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?

Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊

Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.
by $lapaho February 13, 2021
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plug tug

(verb) - A plug tug is when a customer gives a hand job to they/their heroin dealer for dope when they are out of money.
Me: C'mon Jaquan! I'm sick, my stimulus check is held up, and I need a bag of dope! C'mon man!

Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
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landscape mode

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.
- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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by $lapaho March 10, 2021
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police shooting

(noun) - The act by which hero police put a stop to a criminal attempting to harm another person or the police themselves. The criminal immediately is turned into Raggedy Ann when they refuse to either drop a weapon or driving their car at police in an attempt to run them over. The world is ALWAYS better off without these criminals.
hear about the latest police shooting?

Yes! I cant keep up those police are bust keeping us safe!!
by $lapaho April 29, 2021
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looterer

Noun.

A person who loiters or remains in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.

Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping.
Looterer #1: So what are we doing out here? Hurricane Katrina blew through here and we ain't got no power...
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down.
Looterer#1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?
Looterer#2: Indeed....while we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
by $lapaho November 17, 2018
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mostly peaceful

mostly peaceful (adj.) - A description use to muddle the purpose, truth, or intent of a person, group, or event Involving extreme violence, looting, destruction of property, or arson. This description is typically used in politically charged discussion, and its use diminishes the truth of the statement while not technically being a lie.
"They say Kim Jong-Un is a bad guy, but I don't believe it. If he eats for 4 hours a day, sleeps for 8, and enriches uranium for another 4, that only leaves 8 hours a day to "terminate with extreme prejudice" any threat, enemy, or family member."

"I get it now.....so that's less than 50% a day of murder, so it would be well above the threshold of "mostly peaceful."
by $lapaho January 23, 2021
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