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XY Bathroom

XY bathroom - noun(n) - Signn denoting use of a certain bathroom by a certain gender based on genetics and not magical thinking. This delineation between male and female genders of the human species is definite and unwavering no matter what sort of costume a mentally ill individual may don.

Tranny 1 - "Hey, I'm going to the bathroom, my taped up junk is about to fall."

Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."

Note - this is the opposite of an XX bathroom and is known colloquially as the Mens' room.
Tranny 2 - "Better use the XY bathroom, the owners of this bar won't play games with you getting into the ladies' room. It doesn't matter matter what form of penis mutilation you choose or whatever of your multiple personalities dominates your outlook today."
by $lapaho January 12, 2021
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mostly peaceful

mostly peaceful (adj.) - A description use to muddle the purpose, truth, or intent of a person, group, or event Involving extreme violence, looting, destruction of property, or arson. This description is typically used in politically charged discussion, and its use diminishes the truth of the statement while not technically being a lie.
"They say Kim Jong-Un is a bad guy, but I don't believe it. If he eats for 4 hours a day, sleeps for 8, and enriches uranium for another 4, that only leaves 8 hours a day to "terminate with extreme prejudice" any threat, enemy, or family member."

"I get it now.....so that's less than 50% a day of murder, so it would be well above the threshold of "mostly peaceful."
by $lapaho January 23, 2021
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mostly

mostly (adj.) - Combination of the words "most" and "likely" which describes a situation that happens more often than not, or occurring greater than 50% of the time.

*Note - when followed by the word peaceful and used by the media this word means the polar opposite in an attempt to mask the inherently violent nature of a person or riot.
Did you hear about the mostly peaceful protest? ony 15 people killed, 115 injured, and 36 buildings burned to the ground.
by $lapaho January 24, 2021
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gloves work

(quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.
Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?

Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?

OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤
by $lapaho February 7, 2021
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Reality Czar

(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.
Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?

Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊

Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.
by $lapaho February 13, 2021
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Hate Speech

(noun) - Traditionally describes speech which denigrated a group of people based on ethnicity, race, religion, sex, or other characteristic. Starting in approximately 2006 this definition was largely expanded to include the following:

1) True speech or opinion which the listener does not care for or hates.
2) Any speech from a person the listener hates, even if true.
3) Dissenting speech that is heard by a hateful person even if true.
4) Any speech from a person or political party a person does not identify with.
5) Any description or condemnation of "mostly peaceful" actions of a person or group of people.
Hey you racist, you cannot disagree with my beliefs or anything the news media and president says is true. If you do, its hate speech.

Why? Because it may be true? Are you afraid of the truth? Who made you the moral authority on right and wrong?

O'Doyle rules. Can't argue w that.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
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President Teflon Don

(person) - After 2 separate impeachment trial acquittal Donald Trump became the proud owner of this title. Nothing and no one can or ever will stick to Donald Trump, hence the association with Teflon. Accusations simply slide off him like the very loose Stormy Daniels.
You think Donald Trump is scared for his 2nd impeachment?

Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
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