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(person) - After 2 separate impeachment trial acquittal Donald Trump became the proud owner of this title. Nothing and no one can or ever will stick to Donald Trump, hence the association with Teflon. Accusations simply slide off him like the very loose Stormy Daniels.
You think Donald Trump is scared for his 2nd impeachment?
Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.
Nah bra, President Teflon Don dont have a worry in the world yo.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
Get the President Teflon Don mug.(noun) - Commercial produced by the English Cadbury chocolate company for Easter 2021 advertising. This commercial initially demonstrates mildly sexual overtones and ends with an interracial gay couple WITHOUT MASKS splitting an egg while kissing. During this kiss the filling stretches out between them and lands on their chins like a money shot. The narrator of the commercial simtaneously says "We are DOWN with that..." during the kiss.
Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
Critics later signed a petition to have this commercial removed from television due to its sexually explicit nature and the fact they believe it is targeted to kids in order to normalize perverse sexual behavior. Critics also were upset that this commercial was thought to brainwash children into not wearing masks.
You see the new Cadbury commercial? I think I am going to be sick....
Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
Yes...they are calling it the Golden Goobilee" but I call it 2 guys 1 egg or 2 gays 1 egg....
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
Get the 2 guys 1 egg mug.(slang) - This term describes exchanging a $20 Harriet Tubman bill for a portion of crack valued at the same amount.
Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.
Due to the high intellect and education of the parties typically included in this financial transaction complex economic economic terms are typically employed.
Crackhead: I'm trying to unload my underground railroad shares and get into some Space X.
Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?
Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later
Dealer: What sort of position you looking to take?
Crackhead: A Tub-dub and we will reassess later
by $lapaho March 11, 2021
Get the Tub-dub mug.Term used when a person enjoying drank or lean get a little too loose and spills some of said beverage. Referenced in an episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopia based in Houston, it "messes up the environment and makes everyone all sad, kind of like a real oil spill.
What's that big wet spot on the couch?
Oh, Hector and Jamal were over here getting crazy and one of them spilled their "drank."
Definite oil spill playa.
Oh, Hector and Jamal were over here getting crazy and one of them spilled their "drank."
Definite oil spill playa.
by $lapaho March 22, 2019
Get the Oil spill mug.(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.
I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.
by $lapaho February 18, 2021
Get the Truth comission mug.When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.
Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...
Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
by $lapaho December 30, 2018
Get the Vagmitized mug.mostly peaceful (adj.) - A description use to muddle the purpose, truth, or intent of a person, group, or event Involving extreme violence, looting, destruction of property, or arson. This description is typically used in politically charged discussion, and its use diminishes the truth of the statement while not technically being a lie.
"They say Kim Jong-Un is a bad guy, but I don't believe it. If he eats for 4 hours a day, sleeps for 8, and enriches uranium for another 4, that only leaves 8 hours a day to "terminate with extreme prejudice" any threat, enemy, or family member."
"I get it now.....so that's less than 50% a day of murder, so it would be well above the threshold of "mostly peaceful."
"I get it now.....so that's less than 50% a day of murder, so it would be well above the threshold of "mostly peaceful."
by $lapaho January 23, 2021
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