$lapaho's definitions

Truth comission

(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.

I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.

by $lapaho February 18, 2021

Reality Czar

(person) - Head position at the "Truth Commision" Department under President Joe Biden. This position and department was created to inform the American citizens about what information is "true." Modeled after similar successful programs in prosperous countries such as North Korea, East Germany, Russia, and China this program seeks to "reeducate" citizens that have "incorrect" information or beliefs.

Hey, you hear about the new Reality Czar position created under Joe Biden?

Yes I have! It is so comforting that we no longer have to sort through the vast amount of information out there and can just have it all in one spot! 🤗😊

Indeed. Both the Reality Czar are also writing Cliff Notes on Life and Compliance for Dummies books.

by $lapaho February 13, 2021

gloves work

(quote) - Phrase OJ Simpson uttered while appointed to President Joe Biden's cabinet as COVID-19 safety constant under Dr. Fauci. Mr. Simpson was considered for the position to increase public awareness of strategies to stop spread of COVID-19.

Did you see the public service announcement about gloves w masks? it's called "gloves work" ?

Oh thats very informative! Glad that Biden has chosen to keep us safe!!!😊 Who is the face of this project?

OJ Simpson of course!! He is a true believer. 🧤

by $lapaho February 7, 2021

Plug Tug

(verb) - This action refers to the immediate disconnection of video anytime President Joe Biden attempts to answer live real questions that he has not rehearsed with his team. It is the electronic equivalent of pulling someone offstage with a hook.

You see Biden offer to take actual live questions last night?
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.

by $lapaho March 4, 2021

plug tug

(verb) - A plug tug is when a customer gives a hand job to they/their heroin dealer for dope when they are out of money.

Me: C'mon Jaquan! I'm sick, my stimulus check is held up, and I need a bag of dope! C'mon man!

Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....

by $lapaho March 4, 2021

Gabrielle Ludwig

(person) - Gabrielle Ludwig is a transgender 50-year-old basketball player at Mission College in California. With a height of 6'8" this former soldier sought a second career in basketball after having served in the military. Her inclusion on the team was controversial and eventually allowed via a court ruling.

On the court she is a monster swatting basketballs like Godzilla, and her presence is intimidating to opponents. If Shaquille O'Neal and Arnold Schwarzenegger had a male baby it would be her. She has been known to deride opposing players after a nasty dunk by screaming "O'Doyle rules!"

Hey Honey, going to Sandra's basketball game tonite. Think they will win?

Not a fucking chance! That girl Gabrielle Ludwig is on the other team. She is 6'8" and literally the Ivan Drago of women's basketball. She will turn that place into NBA Jam. 🤣🤣

by $lapaho February 20, 2021

dog faced pony soldier

(noun) - So I know this is a dictionary, but I don't really know what this means. You could ask Biden, but I'm not sure he knows either. Apparently its an insult?

Biden called that student a dog faced pony soldier to try to insult her however all the crowd did was laugh at him.

by $lapaho March 6, 2021