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looterer

Noun.

A person who loiters or remains in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.

Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping.
Looterer #1: So what are we doing out here? Hurricane Katrina blew through here and we ain't got no power...
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down.
Looterer#1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?
Looterer#2: Indeed....while we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
by $lapaho November 17, 2018
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Truth comission

(noun) - Headed by the "Reality Czar" this government agency strives to Provide American citizens with the truth sanctioned by the government. This agency was headed after similar successful programs in countries such as China, East Germany, and North Korea.
I don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to waitI don't know what's true anymore. I think I just have to wait on Joe Biden's Truth Comission to let me know what to believe, but I think it may be propaganda.
by $lapaho February 18, 2021
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Oil spill

Term used when a person enjoying drank or lean get a little too loose and spills some of said beverage. Referenced in an episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopia based in Houston, it "messes up the environment and makes everyone all sad, kind of like a real oil spill.
What's that big wet spot on the couch?

Oh, Hector and Jamal were over here getting crazy and one of them spilled their "drank."

Definite oil spill playa.
by $lapaho March 22, 2019
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mostly

mostly (adj.) - Combination of the words "most" and "likely" which describes a situation that happens more often than not, or occurring greater than 50% of the time.

*Note - when followed by the word peaceful and used by the media this word means the polar opposite in an attempt to mask the inherently violent nature of a person or riot.
Did you hear about the mostly peaceful protest? ony 15 people killed, 115 injured, and 36 buildings burned to the ground.
by $lapaho January 24, 2021
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pronoun user

pronoun user - (n.) - A person who denies the genetic differences in chromosomes which differentiate the male species from the female species in the species Homo sapiens.
Hey dude you think I could hook up with her?

Maybe, but you do know Anna is a pronoun user…so you'd have to hook up with them....

So she is down for a threesome?!?!?

You're not getting it… how long do you have cause this is gonna take a while...
by $lapaho December 13, 2020
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Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World

(person) - The Hide and Seek Champion of the Free World title indisputably belongs to President Joe Biden. While the distinction of World vs. Free World is important as Osama bin Laden is the champion of the ENTIRE world.
Hey is Biden still alive or does he have a body double carrying out duties like Sadam Hussain?

He is alive but not well. You will never again see him as he is not only a coward but Hide-and-Seek Champion of the Free World.
by $lapaho March 5, 2021
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Psaki

(person) - Press Secretary under Biden administration 2021 - ____. Signature phrase is to "circle back" which translates to "Get F'd" in political speak.
We will get the answer from Jen Psaki, she is going to "circle back."

Good luck. That means she is unable, unwilling, or just has plain old contempt for your question.
by $lapaho March 8, 2021
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