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Oil spill

Term used when a person enjoying drank or lean get a little too loose and spills some of said beverage. Referenced in an episode of Hamilton's Pharmacopia based in Houston, it "messes up the environment and makes everyone all sad, kind of like a real oil spill.
What's that big wet spot on the couch?

Oh, Hector and Jamal were over here getting crazy and one of them spilled their "drank."

Definite oil spill playa.
by $lapaho March 22, 2019
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Epsteining

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.
See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.
by $lapaho April 7, 2020
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pronoun user

pronoun user - (n.) - A person who denies the genetic differences in chromosomes which differentiate the male species from the female species in the species Homo sapiens.
Hey dude you think I could hook up with her?

Maybe, but you do know Anna is a pronoun user…so you'd have to hook up with them....

So she is down for a threesome?!?!?

You're not getting it… how long do you have cause this is gonna take a while...
by $lapaho December 13, 2020
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woke strength

(noun) - An act which demonstrates extreme cowardice but is done while on 1 knee with fist in the air.
Simone Biles just waved the white flag of woke strength.
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
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woke GOAT

(person/personality) - Person that claims and is revered as the "Greatest of all Time" by a group of pathetic apologists or person otherwise not able to form a proper opinion.
Man, Simon Biles is a quitter, nothing more than a "woke GOAT!"
by $lapaho August 1, 2021
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Compton Scatter

Urban slang for a sawed-off shotgun. This is often used as a word for a throw-away gun such as a Saturday Night Special.
"Hey Bra, you still got that Compton Scatter? I'm 'bout to ride on these fools!"
by $lapaho September 11, 2013
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looterer

Noun.

A person who loiters or remains in a particular public place for a protracted time with the intent of eventually looting while committing other opportunistic offenses usually associated with loitering such as solicitation/prostitution.

Note: To upper and middle class non-felons this word roughly translates to the English word for shopping.
Looterer #1: So what are we doing out here? Hurricane Katrina blew through here and we ain't got no power...
Looterer #2: We're going to sit here, look as tough as we can, and grab them TVs when the sun goes down.
Looterer#1: Well played, been scouting this spot for a minute huh?
Looterer#2: Indeed....while we're at it we may as well try on some shoes and jewelry.
by $lapaho November 17, 2018
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