34 definitions by $lapaho
When a formerly high-functioning and typically single heterosexual male develops the inability to fulfill ordinary life sustaining obligations due to inability to concentrate on anything other than the vagina of his latest recurring sexual encounter. He is literally under the spell of this particular vagina similar to the effects of scopolomine slipped into unsuspecting mens drinks in South American countries such as Colombia.
Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Note: Outcomes for this disorder are typically dismal however randomized studies have shown that married men do have a statistically lower relapse rates.
Friend 1 - Dude, you see Pete lately? Looks like he's on meth or something...
Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
Friend 2 - He's been vagmitized by a stripper named Chastity. We are planning an intervention.
by $lapaho December 31, 2019
(person) - Press Secretary under Biden administration 2021 - ____. Signature phrase is to "circle back" which translates to "Get F'd" in political speak.
We will get the answer from Jen Psaki, she is going to "circle back."
Good luck. That means she is unable, unwilling, or just has plain old contempt for your question.
Good luck. That means she is unable, unwilling, or just has plain old contempt for your question.
by $lapaho March 8, 2021
(noun) - Traditionally describes speech which denigrated a group of people based on ethnicity, race, religion, sex, or other characteristic. Starting in approximately 2006 this definition was largely expanded to include the following:
1) True speech or opinion which the listener does not care for or hates.
2) Any speech from a person the listener hates, even if true.
3) Dissenting speech that is heard by a hateful person even if true.
4) Any speech from a person or political party a person does not identify with.
5) Any description or condemnation of "mostly peaceful" actions of a person or group of people.
1) True speech or opinion which the listener does not care for or hates.
2) Any speech from a person the listener hates, even if true.
3) Dissenting speech that is heard by a hateful person even if true.
4) Any speech from a person or political party a person does not identify with.
5) Any description or condemnation of "mostly peaceful" actions of a person or group of people.
Hey you racist, you cannot disagree with my beliefs or anything the news media and president says is true. If you do, its hate speech.
Why? Because it may be true? Are you afraid of the truth? Who made you the moral authority on right and wrong?
O'Doyle rules. Can't argue w that.
Why? Because it may be true? Are you afraid of the truth? Who made you the moral authority on right and wrong?
O'Doyle rules. Can't argue w that.
by $lapaho February 14, 2021
mostly (adj.) - Combination of the words "most" and "likely" which describes a situation that happens more often than not, or occurring greater than 50% of the time.
*Note - when followed by the word peaceful and used by the media this word means the polar opposite in an attempt to mask the inherently violent nature of a person or riot.
*Note - when followed by the word peaceful and used by the media this word means the polar opposite in an attempt to mask the inherently violent nature of a person or riot.
Did you hear about the mostly peaceful protest? ony 15 people killed, 115 injured, and 36 buildings burned to the ground.
by $lapaho January 24, 2021
(verb) - This action refers to the immediate disconnection of video anytime President Joe Biden attempts to answer live real questions that he has not rehearsed with his team. It is the electronic equivalent of pulling someone offstage with a hook.
You see Biden offer to take actual live questions last night?
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.
I saw him offer but they did a plug tug real quick to stop it. I dont blame them for not shopping around the village idiot.
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
(verb) - A plug tug is when a customer gives a hand job to they/their heroin dealer for dope when they are out of money.
Me: C'mon Jaquan! I'm sick, my stimulus check is held up, and I need a bag of dope! C'mon man!
Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....
Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....
by $lapaho March 4, 2021
(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.
This is the opposite of picture mode.
This is the opposite of picture mode.
- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!
- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha
-So what did you do? Stop it?
- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.
- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha
-So what did you do? Stop it?
- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.
- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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by $lapaho March 11, 2021