An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.
"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."
"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."
"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."
by stogoe April 24, 2007
by Harold Lauder November 17, 2002
by miggie May 01, 2007
An enemy disguised as a friend.
by nodemons May 05, 2004
An obstacle found in one's path that, while drunk, provides an incredible challenge to avoid. This includes cracks in the sidewalk, low-hanging tree branches, abnormal curbs, and members of the opposite sex who are of questionable attractiveness. Generally, these are ranked by class, or degree of difficulty: class 1 being the lowest and class 5 being the highest.
by gingerman August 20, 2005
Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or "cagers," by bikers.
The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.
U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.
The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.
U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.
by Falkon November 06, 2006
Dude, Jane stopped showering and she's not wearing shoes. I think she went all crunchy on our asses.
by Nina July 29, 2003