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Man Stand

The act of a man standing outside a shop while his wife/girlfriend/partner shops inside. Man Standing involves looking into space, at other women, or in the case of multi story shopping centers, leaning on the railings of an upper floor watching the people below.
Ive been doing the Man Stand outside New Look for an hour!
by Adman1020 October 22, 2006
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rock up

1. verb; to attend, or be present
2. verb; bring interest to a place
1. "Yeah, she said we could just rock up at her house any time we like."
2. "We'll rock up that place like no other."
by gelizzle March 18, 2005
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Wide Stance

A euphemism for a homosexual, especially one who is closeted.

This is coined from the transparent defense of Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho), to charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from his apparent solicitation of an undercover officer, underneath the partition of a restroom stall.

Prior to pleading guilty, Sen. Craig attempted to explain his behavior by claiming that his shoe touched the officer's underneath the partition because he had a "wide stance", when going to the bathroom.
Genevieve is really crushing hard on the varsity QB. Someone should tell her that the dude has a wide stance.
by Sir Neville W.F.G. Mariner September 5, 2007
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identity crash

Sudden and catastrophic collapse of an individual's ability to keep all the threads of his or her online identity straight when the individual joins one too many social networks.
I was ok keeping up with Facebook, Flickr, and Myspace, but after throwing lawlink, Last.fm, and Orkut into the mix, I had a total identity crash and forgot what went where.
by cbl September 22, 2007
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business time

Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day). From Flight of the Conchords.
Baby, it's business time. Do you know how I know? Because it's wednesday, and wednesday is the night that we make love. Thursday we visit your mother but wednesday is the night that we make love. I'll wear my business socks and you will wear that old t-shirt from that team building retreat your work took.
by criostoir September 20, 2006
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halo2sis

An oral problem amongst some Halo 2 fanatics.
Dude, I was so tired from playing H2 all night I forgot to brush my teeth before I went to bed. Again. I need some Listerine for this halo2sis or I’ll never get laid.
by LegendaryBart July 28, 2006
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peasantvision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.
I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.
by imav January 14, 2005
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