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business time

Time to get it on. A predetermined time in which couples engage in carnal relations. Preferably a wednesday night (hump day). From Flight of the Conchords.
Baby, it's business time. Do you know how I know? Because it's wednesday, and wednesday is the night that we make love. Thursday we visit your mother but wednesday is the night that we make love. I'll wear my business socks and you will wear that old t-shirt from that team building retreat your work took.
by criostoir September 20, 2006
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halo2sis

An oral problem amongst some Halo 2 fanatics.
Dude, I was so tired from playing H2 all night I forgot to brush my teeth before I went to bed. Again. I need some Listerine for this halo2sis or I’ll never get laid.
by LegendaryBart July 28, 2006
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peasantvision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.
I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.
by imav January 14, 2005
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check my spam

Checking one's email though certain one has received no important communication. Compulsively and frequently checking one's email when one is not expecting an important message.
Between friends in a cybercafe: "Hey could you hurry up so I can get on and check my email?" "Who are you kidding, little bro, you know all your email buddies have dropped you like a brick!" "Yeah, I gotta check my spam. . . vamoose!"
by Russell Clark December 6, 2006
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nillionaire

Person without any money of their own.
He looks rich but it's all borrowed and his bank account is nil, he's a nillionaire.

Everything's in his wife's name, he's just a nillionaire.
by Sirann January 2, 2009
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whole paycheck

A nickname for Whole Foods Market, the now-famous purveyor of (rather high-priced) organic and fresh foods and sundries.
i'm headed to Whole Paycheck to pick up a dozen organic, cage-free, range-free, vegetarian-fed eggs and some sustainably farmed, sprouted quinoa; good thing i just completed that second mortgage.
by Lfrey May 6, 2006
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facebook surprise

When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.
I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn't think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise when I saw jen uploaded pics from that party and it had some ebarassing photos
by oogens September 16, 2007
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