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mental constipation

An inability to articulate one's thoughts or ideas, resulting in significant psychological distress and frustration.

Typically, this form of cognitive impaction is self-resolving. However, in cases where productive interchange with the afflicted is urgently needed, a deadline may be administered; indeed, this has proven to be one of the most effective treatments for stubborn cases of mental constipation.
Mark: "So, you know, it's like... uh, er... damn, you know, that, uh... thing!"
Dave: "Yeesh. It's too bad that they don't make a laxative for mental constipation!"
by Joshua B. Wright April 5, 2004
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Hobosexual

Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.
Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.
by mellow_harsher April 11, 2005
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dine and dash

The action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.
Johnnay:"Yesterday I went to this fancy ass restaurant, ordered a 200$ meal with the best wine out there and when the waitress turned around I left in a second! hahahahaha!"
Bobby:"HAHAHA, I see you busted a dine and dash again!"
Johnnay:"THATS RIGHT!"
by Johnnay April 25, 2003
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chuck a sickie

Used in Australia. Means to take a day off sick from work when you are fine.
Mate, I couldn't be arsed going to work today. I might chuck a sickie.
by mizshadii May 8, 2007
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Vajayjay

Slang - vagina, origin unknown, used on Grey's Anatomy
O'Malley! Stop looking at my vajayjay!
by P-Land April 25, 2006
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sexile

To banish a roomate from the room/dorm/apartment for the purpose of engaging in intimate relations with one's significant other/sex partner.
My roomate is gonna sexile me on Valentine's Day so that he and Yolanda can have their hot monkey sex in our room.
by Oprah February 25, 2003
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manther

A male cougar. Single, usually divorced, and at a minimum 10 years older than a cougar.
He did not care if the youth laughed at his ragtop corvette that even at this age he could not afford, for he was manther.
by Wes Tent April 29, 2004
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