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Billary

The Billary machine should beat Judyani in 2008.
by Oryst April 4, 2007
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ACB

Mnemonic device for "Air Conditioner Booty": a woman whose buttocks, when viewed from the side, resemble a wall-unit air conditioner protruding from a house.
Holly's ACB was knocking peoples' drinks off the table last night.
by duct_tape_wallet December 20, 2005
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backseat surfer

Anyone who stands over your shoulder as you use the internet, directing your internet(s) navigation
No, I don't want to check out this totally amazing video on youtube. Stop being a backseat surfer douche bag.
by Ardouche January 28, 2008
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Electile Dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
by ScottySlave January 18, 2008
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choreplay

When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.
"Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'"
by american-wife January 10, 2009
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yo

A pronoun used in reference to oneself (synonym- me)
You wanna know who broke your window?
Yo.
by *subject name here* January 9, 2009
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers

A woman who meets an attractiveness threshold above which you would easily forgive minor transgressions such as eating crackers and leaving the inevitable crumbs in your bed.

The British version "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting", while similar in spirit, lacks some of the subtlety of this version.
Lindsay Lohan might have a little nose candy problem, but still, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.
by MC Gee January 23, 2008
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