Urban Dictionary
A fauxtograph is a practical joke in which the video setting of a digital camera is used to trick the target into posing for a really long time for what isn't a picture at all.
"Say 'cheese'!"
(person poses)
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)
"You're taking a fauxtograph aren't you? You asshole."
(person poses)
(pause)
(pause)
(pause)
"You're taking a fauxtograph aren't you? You asshole."
by GrannyPanties January 5, 2008
Get the fauxtographmug. Phrase you can use when leaving a message on the answering machine of a very political friend or relative.
On answering machine:
"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
"Hi, I'm your son and I approve this message. I'd be happy to dog-sit while you're away for the week. By the way, I mailed in my ballot...so stop nagging me to vote."
by AbnormalBoy November 1, 2004
Get the I approve this messagemug. by Sweet April 18, 2004
Get the bragadociousmug. In a game of basketball when a defender attempts to stop a dunk and fails. This often occurs to an unaware defender or to a defender that finds out at the last moment and can do nothing to stop what is about to occur. Embarrassment is what the defender is left with afterwards.
by Isaac Ferguson February 10, 2008
Get the Boomed onmug. 
by Madison Ryder February 12, 2008
Get the dragging ballsmug. The 14th of February. It falls on the same day as Valentine's Day except this one is only celebrated by 5 year olds.
by WhyCome? February 16, 2007
Get the Valentime's Daymug.