Drunk, wasted, hammered, shitfaced. Short for cesspool.
After only two glasses of wine Lisa was totally cessy!
by Boojoh Lay April 8, 2005
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A term used when the person speaking or writing is partially true, coherent or fulfilling in some way. May also be used for when it’s mostly or partially false and/or incoherent.
Person 1: Have you seen the news?
Person 2: Yeah it was a somethingburger.
by pol4r September 21, 2022
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The opposite of doomscrolling, where one refreshes or advances through social media feeds looking for relatable, positive, and uplifting content, often with the effect of forging connections where they didn't previously exist.
User1: "I was doomscrolling Facebook last night and founds someone else who genuinely loves 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'. We ended up going back and forth about it for an hour."
User2: "Sounds like you were boonscrolling."
by Bryianzum October 21, 2023
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Totty is British slang for sexy women, also rhymes with hottie
Do a google image search for totty and see for yourself.
by EZkds May 18, 2010
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When you're closely observing someone who you believe might flake on you, you have them on flake watch.
I made plans with Liz last night but I feel she may bail out. I've got her on flake watch
by splat1234 November 8, 2023
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Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
by Mixsey December 6, 2019
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"Gob" is a quaint English term of endearment that is often used to express one's deep affection and commitment to their significant other. This term is typically used when one wants to express their desire to nourish and sustain their partner for a lifetime. The term "gob" is derived from the Old English word "gobba," which means "mouthful," and is often associated with the act of feeding someone.

When someone says "my gob," they are essentially saying that they want to provide for their loved one and take care of their every need, particularly when it comes to food. It's a term that is deeply rooted in the idea of nurturing and caring for one another, and it's often used to express the depth of one's love and devotion.

So if you ever hear someone refer to their partner as "my gob," you can be sure that they are expressing their desire to care for and provide for their loved one for the rest of their days. It's a sweet and sentimental term that truly embodies the meaning of true love and commitment.
person: you're my gob
person 2: hehe
by Anthony2006 April 22, 2023
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