Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Sally made a comment based on her toilet bowl scholar degree.
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When everyone in the household gets together to match up socks with a missing partner.
This Saturday, we are getting together to do a New York Sock Exchange, so that I can find my missing socks.
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when you’re tired, and the English language fails to capture how tired you are, so you switch to French for drama and emphasis
I can’t make it because I’m very je suis fatigué rn
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A long shower where you take care of all personal hygiene, such as shaving body parts, washing hair, and washing face.
Clean sheets after an everything shower is heaven.
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Phrase said after something strange or weird has occurred in your presence
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1. Purposefully shooting or otherwise sabotaging your teammates in an online game.

2. In online gaming where one repeatedly killing the same individual or individuals over and over again, or camping their corpse to prevent them from retrieving it, or otherwise performing actions in a game to prevent the player from enjoying the game.

3. In online gaming, someone who takes pleasure in creating grief for an opponent via various "cheap" tactics.
I wish Jork would stop friggen griefing my guild mates everytime we log in and play.
by [LK]Myrik December 10, 2004
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IPA: kan gab

1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.

2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.

3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. Listen, jim, I overheard some wicked can gab back there, I think the shit is about to hit the fan!

2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.

3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!

4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.

5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
by Zero & Lefty February 8, 2011
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