The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".

In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.

Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".

He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
by Kjanneke December 18, 2016
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A wolf that has been hand-raised for the sole reason of photographed for calendars. Usually, calendar wolves look much healthier than their wild cousins, and eat not from freshly killed prey, but a bowl with their name on it. Could also refer to a disingenuous person, or a poseur.
The wolf looks so healthy in that photo because he's a calendar wolf.
by dddrew January 12, 2008
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“Snubgrub (noun): A term used to describe the specific feeling or situation in which an individual experiences hunger or the desire to eat, yet simultaneously expresses a strong aversion or reluctance to consume any of the available food items within their immediate environment, particularly in one’s kitchen.
“After rummaging through the fridge for the third time, Jenna realized she was in a snubgrub mood; despite her hunger, nothing seemed appealing enough to eat.”
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Drunk, wasted, hammered, shitfaced. Short for cesspool.
After only two glasses of wine Lisa was totally cessy!
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A term used when the person speaking or writing is partially true, coherent or fulfilling in some way. May also be used for when it’s mostly or partially false and/or incoherent.
Person 1: Have you seen the news?
Person 2: Yeah it was a somethingburger.
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The opposite of doomscrolling, where one refreshes or advances through social media feeds looking for relatable, positive, and uplifting content, often with the effect of forging connections where they didn't previously exist.
User1: "I was doomscrolling Facebook last night and founds someone else who genuinely loves 'Plan 9 From Outer Space'. We ended up going back and forth about it for an hour."
User2: "Sounds like you were boonscrolling."
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Totty is British slang for sexy women, also rhymes with hottie
Do a google image search for totty and see for yourself.
by EZkds May 18, 2010
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