This phrase is typically used to express shock or surprise. While originally, it was generally used by people from the Greater Boston area, it has since spread across the Eastern United States - making it as far south as Central Florida.

This phrase is not to be confused with "I cannot AHAHA oh my god." While similar in use cases, "I am lowkey literally deadass dead" is used in instances where humor may or may not be present, while "I cannot AHAHA oh my god" is typically used in a comedy setting.
"Bro, me and Cassidy made out a little in the walk-in at work."

"I am lowkey literally deadass dead right now."
by deflatedwaffles March 3, 2023
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The pants that you should wear when you hang with your girl;)
Girlfriend:"You should comeover today, oh and wear your grey sweatpants"
by FBGMx2 March 13, 2016
The act, thought, or feeling of a word that is terribly versatile in function.
O: "Where were you?"
E: "I was just scramping around."

"You tryna scramp?"

"That shit is scrampy."

E: "You wanna get high?"
O: "Scramp."
by chamventure November 6, 2010
A word originating from a comic strip character in the 1920's named Casper Milquetoast. The word has come to define someone unassertive and timid.
The first time I ever heard this word was in an episode of The Gilmore Girls.
". . . You can't be a milquetoast muppet. You have to have pointy teeth and jaws that snap. The meek shall not inherit the earth!"
by mrs. smith June 16, 2004
A person who has the magnificent ability to whisper to a squirrel, and have the squirrel fall under their spell.
There was a squirrel in my backyard who was eating all my tomatoes. I decided to call a squirrel whisperer to tame the squirrel.
by Indy Jones September 25, 2011
Combination of the word "sassy" and "asshole". A person of great sarcastic wit, with the only thing keeping them from being a complete and utter asshole is their intentional comedic sass.
Person #1: "Did you hear what Matthew said yesterday?"
Person #2: "No, but I hear his Z-formation was impeccable!"
Person #1: "He is such a sasshole!"
by TheOrangeTicTac January 23, 2014
A really bad snow storm, characteristic of the Northeast.
Boy 1: Hey, South Carolina got 18 inches of snow

Boy 2: Well that's nothing compared to a Noreaster.
by bumbedmunch December 28, 2005