#wood

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From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.
Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.
by Gateboy March 05, 2018

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a dumb ass bitch that has no difference between a oak wood and her, she is a bad grader that all of the kids in her class failed
student 1: how much did u get in ms. wood class
student 2: I got a F
student 1: same
by THANOS1234 March 05, 2019

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