#wank

Top Definition
When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.
I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.
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by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018

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The same as Fight Club but you know for wanking instead.

The Rules Are.

1st RULE: You do not talk about WANK CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about WANK CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the wank is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a wank.

5th RULE: One wank at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Wanks will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at WANK CLUB, you HAVE to wank.
To do so would be a breach of rules 1 & 2 of Wank Club.
by Monsieur Camembert August 12, 2016

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Male masturbation. A term most prevalently used by members of the British upper-middle class.

The term 'chap' was used by their parents during their infancy, as the word 'Penis' was considered too vulgar.
"I tell you what Bertie, today's been monstrous. I can't wait to get home tonight so I can get chap in hand."
by Tooting Sigh August 10, 2018

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to masturbate
Just gonna go hit the fufs
by Samoanshtiff April 10, 2018

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To have a wank
"I'm just going for a Spacey"
by Glitch_Walker December 10, 2017

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To have a sleepy wank
Man, I was so tired yesterday, I had a swank
by 132enzo August 31, 2017

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