#shrek

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Its that swamp from Shrek but its swomp innit
GIT OUT MI SWOMP DONKEH
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by Charlie ayy lmao April 10, 2017
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A lover of all things shrek. They seem innocent but are actually snakes who snort crack constantly
Damn that girl is a whole ass mayliss
by Oooofff December 10, 2017
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A giant green man child who strives to grab people by the swamp
Yo its trump! No that's not trump, it's shrek!
by Toyotaborn January 25, 2017
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Shreks favorite part about raping his victims. His onion juice begins to eshrekulate as he slams and pounds into the ripping anus of his willing onion victims.
I peeled my emergency onion to summon my ogrelord shrek and he began to fill my anus with onion juice from his 15 foot ogre cock.
by Shreks willing servant February 13, 2017
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THE reason to hide your kids from the internet
I saw "shrek is love, shrek is life," I understand most parents now.
by WastedTime2032 February 12, 2017
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A canon OTP between shrek the ogrelord and Peaches (a sad little human being but she has shrek so who’s the real winner here)
Wow I totally ship shrekches
Shrekches is canon
by Shrek lover 200000 November 06, 2017
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