#schlong

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The most handsome asian boy ever.They usually have the biggest dick known to man and really smells good like lavender.The K comes from Kratos(god of war) who killed every god in greek and now going to kill norse gods and hristoffer don't mind that.Khris's are usually very funny cause they're asian and most girls would fall for a guy named Khris even boys!!!
"Oh Khristoffer what a nice dick you got"
by KHRIS THE GREAT March 14, 2017

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Usually has a tiny penis, and has super expensive watches
Person 1: hey Dylan, what is sticking through your pants?
Dylan: Its my incredibly huge schlong!
Person 1: I can barely see it, it must be at most 3 inches!
by pufferfish2002 December 12, 2017

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When a man gets the tip of his penis surgically enlarged
Guy: Yea girl, I got a man lamp
Girl: Oh my! Let me suck it?
by Bluntbunter1 June 06, 2017

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