#potato

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A demonstration of how fucked up the english language is. This could be pronounced as "potato" (non-American English).
The "gh" in "hiccough" is pronounced like "p"
The "ough" in "doughnut" is pronounced like "o"
The "phth" in "phthisis" is pronounced like "t"
The "eigh" in "neighbour" is pronounced like "a"
The "tte" in "gazette" is pronounced like "t"
The "eau" in "plateau" is pronounced like "o"
I once ate a ghoughphtheightteeau, also known as a potato.
by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 08, 2017

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That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.
I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.
by Jonnyblaze1956 October 15, 2018

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A potato, patata.
Your face is like a safitri
by hechopurepatata February 21, 2017

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THE BEST PERSON ON PLANT EARTH
MADOOKEN!!!!
by Mr.gibus March 14, 2017

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A way to waste time watching useless cat and meme videos
I use YouTube to waste time at home by watching memes and cat things
via giphy
by potato lover 1 September 17, 2018

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not a potato, but a potata.
to describe a person who you feel is like a potato but you don't really want to say that he is a potato.
"You're such a potata."
"Oh my fucking god, stop being such a potata!
by bakasaur October 09, 2017

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(Verb) The act of becoming with the potato.
No thanks, I am busy potataring.
by Sinonia October 12, 2016

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