#potato

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A demonstration of how fucked up the english language is. This could be pronounced as "potato" (non-American English).
The "gh" in "hiccough" is pronounced like "p"
The "ough" in "doughnut" is pronounced like "o"
The "phth" in "phthisis" is pronounced like "t"
The "eigh" in "neighbour" is pronounced like "a"
The "tte" in "gazette" is pronounced like "t"
The "eau" in "plateau" is pronounced like "o"
I once ate a ghoughphtheightteeau, also known as a potato.
by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 08, 2017

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That's where you lube a raw, uncooked, potato in a vat of butter then bake or microwave till steaming hot for the desired effect then shove it in your lover's asshole for 35 minutes. Then while fucking them in the ass you must yell I'm adding the bacon. Then you pullout and remove the potato, cum on it and force them to eat it and then ask them how is the sour cream.
I was asked to bring potato salad to the family picnic so I brought a batch of Alabama baked potatoes that I made with my wife.
by Jonnyblaze1956 October 15, 2018

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A potato, patata.
Your face is like a safitri
by hechopurepatata February 21, 2017

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To be the leader of a clique
hank is definitely the potato god of his clique
by Unicornboi February 25, 2017

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Tyler is real lil person who always gets hurted. #that shit hurted ...He is real funny tho and makes fun of everything!
(he is also best friends with ur dad) also he's also a retard!
do u know tyler?
yea he's best friends wit my dad
by tylerishurted123 May 04, 2018

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THE BEST PERSON ON PLANT EARTH
MADOOKEN!!!!
by Mr.gibus March 14, 2017

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A way to waste time watching useless cat and meme videos
I use YouTube to waste time at home by watching memes and cat things
via giphy
by potato lover 1 September 17, 2018

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