#penis size

Top Definition
Referring to a dick that is below average size.
You have an Alice.
by Mr. Weird May 18, 2018

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To have a competition where you compare the size of your penis to others.
"Time to have a pipe off to see who has the biggest one!"
by Sssith October 11, 2017

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