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A cross species between on Orangutan and an Oompa Loompa. The Dotard is usually bred in captivity by wealthy families that wish to pass on their inheritance without having to raise an actual human. There are many similarities to a human, but you can usually tell the difference by their unique orange skin and hair. Although a Dotard has the ability to speak, they usually have a very limited vocabulary and are limited to simple words and sentences. The Dotard requires some food to survive, but the most important thing in raising a Dotard is to feed its ego. The Dotard has a very large ego that requires constant feeding. If the Dotard's ego isn't constantly fed, it will usually resort to social media, rallies, or other places where it can feed its ego in large quantities. Another main difference between a Dotard and a human is the digestive process. Whereas a human will defecate through the anus, a Dotard defecates through the mouth by spewing shit at anyone nearby. Due to its limited vocabulary and IQ, a Dotard is only able to perform limited tasks. Some examples of common tasks that a Dotard is able to perform include the following: politics, golfing, eating fast food and diet coke, spending daddy's money, and shutting down governments. Genetics can also be an issue for future generations of Dotards due to their propensity to try and breed with their direct offspring.
Did you see the latest tweet from the Dotard? I think it's watching Fox News again.

Person 1: Have you seen the Dotard lately, I can't find it.
Person 2: I think it's golfing at Mar-A-Lago again.

Person 1: I am getting frustrated trying to talk to the Dotard. No matter how I phrase the question, it starts ranting about how great walls are.
Person 2: You should not try to talk rationally to a Dotard, they are not able to understand complex sentences. If you really need to ask a Dotard a question, try to find a way to feed its ego with the question. For example if you want to know what time a meeting is, try phrasing the question like "What time will you be making the meeting great again?"

Person 1: You need to keep a watch on the Dotard. I think it's trying to breed with its daughter again.
Person 2: You're right, I’ll be careful. I heard it saying what a nice piece of ass its daughter is and that it would like to tap that.
Person 1: Just make sure it doesn’t try to grab her by the pussy.
by Ann H. Coulter January 13, 2019

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The size of Donald Trump's hands.
It's gonna be yuge.
by NotDestry February 13, 2017

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Angry white men confused about the big difficult world around them, customarily, of low intellect. This form of Elitists are bold in their idiocy, and straw-hat deep in denial, and can be seen in their natural habitat making America great again with fuzzy logic and catchphrases.
The Idiot-Elite are still trying to bring back Christmas. You would think with all that secret deep-state email hunting, they just wouldn't have the time.
by Riffled Folios October 16, 2018

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Keep America Great Again

An acronym created by Russian trolls, as seen in the comment section of certain websites that use the DISQUS comment system.
"They're Mexicans: they've been doing that since before Maria. Granted, if sanity sewer got into storm sewer, it's more dangerous now. But then again: they're Mexicans; they don't even have sewer systems. KAGA"
by ItsHairTime October 03, 2017

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