#jessica

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The quality or state of being perfect; free from all possible flaws or defects
Man, that girl over there is shear perfection.
by Mr. White March 01, 2017

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Jessica is to my heart, what oxygen is to life. She’s the be all and end all of my world. There and many other Jessica’s in this world but this particular one will mesmorise you with her phenomenal beauty, she’ll captivate anyone with a mean flash of her incredible smile. Her walk, her talk, her existence is absolutely crucial to the happiness of one particularly lucky boy. Jessica is quite simply an angel.
Mikey is one lucky boy, He’s got Jessica!
by The lucky boy July 05, 2018

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When a person has a crush on a person of the same gender, but the object of their affection is heterosexual. Named after the original Jessica.
Damn the Jessica Effect! Why are there no cute gay guys?
by bioluminescentgelatinousfish November 29, 2016

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Most beautiful amazing sexually impressive. Husband named James. He is also the best. She loves lumpy pumpkins. And is cute.
You so jessica
via giphy
by Sjarex August 04, 2017

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Its a person's name
Jazira went to school with her friends
by Jazira March 14, 2017

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The biggest mong u will ever meet in your life . Just about pushing 4”9 - bit dont worry shes a little cutieee
Damn that jessica likes gucci gang
by St.Pattrickk November 24, 2017

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The joking, or disrespectful way to address someone named Jessica.

Can be used to annoy a Jessica if she has irritated or pissed you off, or as a funny gesture.
Method 1:

Jessica: "Sarah, I crashed your car after I saw your text."
Sarah: "JECHIKAH YOU'RE INCOMPETENT!'
Method 2:

"Hey what's up Jechikah?'
Jessica: "Stop."
by awesomeness128402747201836 May 28, 2018

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