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A country person who is not too bright or clean.
I had to steam clean my couch after your cousin spent the night. What a Hoosier, does he ever shower?
by McSlackin December 17, 2017

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Hoosier for "fire tower", this is a very tall steel structure in the forest. The "ire" is difficult for Hoosiers (people from Indiana) to pronounce as has long been speculated to be a result of inbreeding. The inability lies in the vowel followed by an "r". Similarly, the Hoosier will pronounce the word oil as "oral" and washing machine as "warshing machine".
"Me and Leslie climbed the far tar last night and fucked"

"Isn't Leslie your sister?"
by HoosierIdiot December 15, 2017

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