#dick

Effortlessly obtained dick.
"That guy Matt is so desperate to get with me, it's easy D."
by KPAXkpax February 08, 2017

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Really big dick, cock, or penis
Damn that guy has a monstrous cock. I can see it through his pants!🤤
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by Bigcocklover123 November 05, 2017

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Daily Dick Joke Quota (DDJQ): DDJQ, an acronym coined deep in the Ozarks, is intended to remind dick joke connoisseurs and practitioners alike of the minimum amount of dick jokes required in a given day.
Richard did not meet the DDJQ in our group text today, so he's been removed.

Wow, you blew past the DDJQ by 9 am, I've had my fill of dick jokes for the day.
by Dick Rocket August 20, 2018

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whem you r so tired you fallsleep on your keyboard
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by de4rftgyuh]\ October 06, 2017

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A black man with a gun
Imma shot your man bc I'm a black man skeng
by Wms420 August 19, 2017

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A term in ebonics uses(ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to their sexual organ.
Jerome said to that over-used hoe: God damn hoe, do not touch "Ma-Shit".
by MandingoTrump September 05, 2018

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A term in ebonics (ignore occasional wiggers) in reference to a male sexual organ.
Jerome said to that over-used hoe: DON'T TOUCH "MA SHIT" YO!
by MandingoTrump September 05, 2018

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