#concerta

Top Definition
A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.
John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.
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by thevalleyboy March 29, 2019

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