#cock block

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A friend who reduces the amount of sex you have
P. 1: "I've never really talked to Joe. What's he like?"
P. 2: "He's really annoying to get drunk with 'cause he's a friend with deficits"
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by Finnagin Frost January 13, 2017
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A Chicken Restrictor is is a man or woman who intentionally stops a buddy from hooking up with somebody, see also cock block,
Jake: I was getting somwhere with that fit bird last night and Andy came over and shot me down for no reason, so she lost interest. He's a fucking Chicken Restrictor!
by Craggnarr October 19, 2017
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Femine version of cock-blocking. A female ruining the chance for another female to score sexually.
I was making a strong connection with Bob at the bar when Gina tried to pussy punt me.
by Bolligal February 02, 2017
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When your inebriated friend inadvertently smothers any chance you had at getting laid tonight, as if he was Jon Snow protecting the Wall
I was gonna bang that chick tonight until you crowblocked me.
by got123 November 05, 2016
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Someone who comits the act of dickmurder on ones friend relative or enemy and dick murder can hold severe consequences if done to a) wrong individual or b) someone who already doesn't like you
Don't be a dick murderer
by Scotties funny August 04, 2016
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Hoover Dam is a synonym to cock blocked. When a girl refuses to give you the good pussy
John: Hey Marissa, how abouycome back and we can start somethin?
Marissa: Ew, no.

(Damn it, I hing hoover dam-ed)
by Coolerx3 July 31, 2016
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