#69

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A number you fucking idiot
69
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by cancer aka music.ly March 08, 2017

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When you have to scrunch your abs to be able to do 69
He was so tall he had to do the inch worm to be able to 69 me
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by Erolongdong June 15, 2018

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Something you don't scream it a cristians house.

It can also be used as a weapon
Girl: Don't threaten me

Cristian: I will somen God on you
Girl: Really
Cristian: yeah really
Girl: 6
Cristian: gasps*

Girl: 6
Cristian: don't you dare say that last number
Girl: 6

Cristian: .........
Girl: Bitch I told you not to threaten me the number 666 is to powerful
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by Badassunicorn78 June 19, 2017

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When two people skydive from a high altitude and 69 each other while falling to the Earth.
Taylor and Paige performed floating 69 on each other to spice up their relationship.
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by Doyouevenvapebrah? April 27, 2017

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the 69 paradox is the philosophical concept defined by the powerhouse philosopher Sealeft. It is derived from the idea of the sex act in which participants are able to stimulate orally simultaneously. The way of breaking the cycle is through orgasm, providing a means to an end, however since it is impossible to cum at the same time there is an imbalance in this chain. The concept makes this applicable to philosophical paradoxes which are technically breakable, but very unlikely, with the more common outcome in attempt most likely creating imbalance.
the 69 paradox was implimented in "the chicken and the egg" problem, breaking this cycle likely through imbalance rather than a direct freeing from the cycle at once.
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by boi_genius December 20, 2017

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The sexual action used when in the 69 position with a male. To do this action you must grab the males shaft and with your index finger cup the testicles and make the motion of pulling the trigger of a gun rapidly. This will give the male great satisfaction.
i gave Samuel a good Triggering last night.
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by DeBomBomB ZOMB March 21, 2017

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