Urban Dictionary

My vision is augmented

via Ultimate Classic Rock website:

“Eddie Van Halen once bought an assault vehicle from a military auction,” Andrew Bennett writes. “It has a shine gun mount on the back and is not legal. Eddie drove that assault vehicle through L.A., into Beverly Hills, then parked and left it running on the front lawn of the house Limp Bizkit was rehearsing in. He got out wearing no shirt, his hair in a Samurai bun on top of his head, his jeans held up with a strand of rope and combat boots held together by duct tape. And he had a gun in his hand.”

“That asshole answered the door," Bennett recalled Van Halen explaining. "I put my gun to that stupid fucking red hat of his, and I said, ‘Where’s my shit, motherfucker?’ That fucking guy just turned to one of his employees and starts yelling at him to grab my shit. ... Eddie Van Halen stood on the front lawn of a residential home in Beverly Hills in broad daylight, smoking a cigarette while holding a gun on Fred Durst as he went back and forth from the house to the assault vehicle, lugging amps and guitars.”

I was working on a job site today when Dale told me all about his Milwaukee Pack-out.

I was having a bad day until my wife came home and surprised me with a Milwaukee pack-out.

I’m just a Val gal lookin’ for love~

Me and my siding and my father are walking in roath

e.g., 95% of asians are twinkies

Bry dingus is odd don’t be like him be better