pooner

Slang for a transman. Probably a corruption of the word penis combined with poon, slang for vagina, with influence from terms such as ponos

That pooner is getting a phalloplasty

by Boymoder McPoyle August 28, 2022

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to be a huge wuss or pussy; to cry about something when you don't like it

Colin Miller is a huge pooner!

by Ryan Reeves July 09, 2003

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A wet blanket; one who refrains from enjoying others exploits.

Kid 1: I waited since 10:30 p.m. to get a Wii, my dad shows up at 6:00 a.m. and wants to go home right after the store opens and we get it and now I'm stuck with only one remote.
Kid 2: Dude, your dad is a total pooner.

by pissedgamer November 21, 2006

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A slang word for vagina, ie poon pussy
etc

Eww! Your fingers smell like pooner!

by Scooter October 15, 2004

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A term that describes men who see escorts regularly.

I haven't pooned in awhile, but I plan to return to my old pooner or pooning ways when I get paid.

by yoyodude May 17, 2008

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An evening out on the town looking for easy women.

Can't work Saturday. Jake and I have a pooner planned.

by druu9 May 10, 2010

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The female version of a boner. A female erection, if you will.

I was so excited I got a pooner!

by JennyBirdy August 11, 2010

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