Dad: Son. I just want you to know that testicular cancer has taken the life of your mot-
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
Dad: W-What
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
(Dad dies)
(Son ascends to godhood)
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
Dad: W-What
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
(Dad dies)
(Son ascends to godhood)
by Horny Bread January 19, 2021
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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