The most sexy and has the biggest cock, around 10 inches. The smell of his body alone rips women clothes off, and when you stare at his eyes people believe they see god, and they become sexually aroused. Zuzolo is the best person on the face of the earth, he is a badass and rides motorcycles, slaying the world and its beautifulness. He normally has a friend named Chris that carries a Dingleberry in his pocket.

When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media