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To have two penises and fuck a girl from the butt and vagina.
by Homey Bob February 26, 2004
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A non-definitive term for the plethora of sexual acts, often suffixed with -job, that are more sexual than kissing and fondling but are not full intercourse.
We didn't have sex, but we zutched around a bit.
by Eleventh Hour January 15, 2010
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