The sweetest girl you will ever meet. She is so loving, so caring, and so kind. She will always be with you no matter what. She is so passionate and kindhearted.

An evil game in which you slap your balls against some other balls for more frustration than pleasure. Also synonomous with gay marriage.

Passing a stool, making number 2, taking a shit

A corrupt president

An additional tax that all South Africans have to pay as a consequence of Jacob Zuma and the ANC's mismanagement of South Africa's economy. Examples of Zuma tax include e-tolls, University Fees, exorbitent exchange rates, premiums on all imported goods like fuel and electronics. It's a cruel form of collective punishment which has been imposed on 55 million people. Zuma tax is most acutely experienced when travelling to high income nations like USA, UK,Europe and Australia where one meal can do immense financial damage.

an interest-free loan that you don't have to pay back. ever.

Is a stomach virus which couses diarreah, neusea, and vomiting. It is cought when a victim drinks teinted water whilst on a trip in mexico or some other suthern country where the water isn't quite so clean.