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A 'Zube' is species of polykete worm that lives exclusively in the nostrils of french actor Gérard Depardieu. The worms measure 2" in length, and are a deep purple with bioluminous orange hairs surrounding each end. When startled, these worms will emit a strong electromagnetic pulse that will disable any enemy critical infrastructure computer systems, leaving them prone for attack. When Gérard Depardieu retires for the night, the worms are known to leave the comfort of their nostril home, and go to work at seedy local nightspots as strippers.
'By george, those zubes are a troublesome bunch of crazed pestilence.'
'Oi you, Zube - give us a lapdance, luv!'
by idiotpolice October 07, 2008
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Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
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A 'Zube' is species of polykete worm that lives exclusively in the nostrils of french actor Gérard Depardieu. The worms measure 2" in length, and are a deep purple with bioluminous orange hairs surrounding each end. When startled, these worms will emit a strong electromagnetic pulse that will disable any enemy critical infrastructure computer systems, leaving them prone for attack. When Gérard Depardieu retires for the night, the worms are known to leave the comfort of their nostril home, and go to work at seedy local nightspots as strippers.
'By george, those zubes are a troublesome bunch of crazed pestilence.'
'Oi you, Zube - give us a lapdance, luv!'
by idiot pie August 28, 2008
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A sweaty geeshmonkey, unclean, in need of an ablution. A person who can smell their own nuts.
Dude, don't talk to that zube - You'll catch his hiv.
by spazola October 31, 2003
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To be jinxed, the ULTIMATE jinx, i. e. In a game of pool, darts, farkle, sports, badminton, or anything else you can be jinxed in
That guy just zubéd you while you were throwing your darts, your screwed
by Yade July 18, 2015
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Slang term for a man's penis.
Man I gotta piss so bad my zube is gonna explode! (Zube rhymes with lube)
by The Macho Man December 29, 2013
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