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A person so utterly stupid that they come within moments of death on a daily basis as they can forget to breathe.
Roy got his shoes on the wrong feet & is bright purple again, what a zoton
by The Drink September 29, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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