when one is feeling so ridiculously high off marijuana and is feeling overly-hardass for being so.

Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.

Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.

When you eat fruit loops while being zoned

the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)

Like a booty call.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.

A "Zootie" is a term for someone on Zoom that makes you moist or tents your pants. It's a portmanteau of "Zoom cutie." Thanks to COVID-19, people are getting mad thirsty in online courses.

When your just so high, beyond high, feeling like on a different planet