by JM0rbeezyy October 26, 2010
Crystal zooties (plural), or a crystal zooty (singular), are spliffs rolled using marijuana crystals as apposed to grinding up buds.
Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.
Sometimes as a result of not picking up soon enough and running out of bud.
"You know what?" he said,
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.
"What" his mate replied,
"It's crystal zooty time beiiii" he shouted excitedly whilst launching himself towards the weed paraphernalia.
by Quantmebad December 4, 2018
by Zoot Loops February 2, 2013
by Sauceyy Jocie October 18, 2021
the point in ones life where his become real tiny and red and he makes hysterical jokes that are funny for no reason
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)
---- other names such as zootie,zootiedblazednow,zootstootied ;)
by TrIpPsTuH December 8, 2009
Like a booty call.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.
When someone requires or requests your services in providing/ smoking a zoot late at night.
"I've been in all night drinking gut rot cider, just got a zooty call at midnight. Best be on my way lads. Tata".
by trumpetface January 29, 2011
A sticker found around multiple cities in Oregon. Zootie is a blue space monkey who is also high as shit. Origins unknown
by bootieman December 10, 2022