An erection gained from watching pornographic material involving animals. Normally used to insult someone.

The person will almost always deny the zoorection, either by hunching over or claiming they were thinking about something else.

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.