Urban Dictionary: zoomed

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The act of getting high with nitrous oxide, especially when in conjunction with cannabis use.

Hey man you want to go get zoomed next friday?

by OnePiece March 20, 2006

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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020

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Slang for when someone mistreats or disrespects you.

“She told me she only loved me for my money man, she zoomed me.”

by Devvywevvy November 25, 2018

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When a person is quickly infatuated with a person.

She met John last week at the grocery store and was zoomed. Now they are on their 5th date and talking about moving in together.

by Cobra Kai Jai July 29, 2020

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Zoomed is the literal form of dead tired of online meetings! You’re just burnt out on video conferences! Back to back to back, video calls, everyone wants to meet virtually and now your zoomed!

Thanks social distancing!

Klara was going going to attend the zoom call with her colleges. But she’s zoomed!

Are you going to join the video call today, no man I’m zoomed!

by World traveler! April 27, 2020

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Zoomed- when you get fucked up and get on a zoom call (or any conference call)

Yo dude I got absolutely zoomed the other day in my online French class!

by Ratgrl March 31, 2020

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Being so beyond fucking up your vision is blurry

Miranda is fucking zoomed rn

by Drunk February 04, 2018

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