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A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

Zoo

A place to go to see exotic animals for a small fee.

I went to the zoo and saw a bear.

by Jequita the Awesome January 28, 2008

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Short for zoophile, which means one who has a deep emotional attraction to animals and may prefer them to a human as a companion/sexual partner. Different from bestialists in that they have compassion for the animal.

Chris is a zoo; he even brought his dog with him to Wendy's.

by true zoo March 14, 2007

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A place for people to stare at enslaved animals.

MOM, I WANT TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS. LET'S GO TO THE ZOO.

by my name is not jayden February 23, 2011

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1. A person who is an absolute party animal and/or a complete drunken mess.
2. A house or location that is just a wild party.

May be altered to personal preference;

eg. zookini

"Man, you were a fucking zookini last night"
"That party last night was a god damn zoo."

by thongerrr November 16, 2011

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The United States Air Force Academy. Generally referring to the act of visitors (*$(#@ tourists) standing on the elevated wall near the chapel and looking down on the cadet area, like people at the zoo looking into the pit where the poor animals are kept.

Are you Academy or ROTC?

I went to the zoo.

by devylish June 29, 2009

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