Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.
Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.
1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”
1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”
by Trav October 01, 2004
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.
People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.
In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.
The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.
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Lyric excerpt:
(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual
(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.
In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.
The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.
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Lyric excerpt:
(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual
(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"
"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
via giphy
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
(shouted) ZONK!!!
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.
When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.
When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")
by The LT July 27, 2005
- I really need to zonk out.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That is so zonk.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
- That is so zonk.
- That guy is zonking right on your floor.
by wisebutweary June 21, 2003
by Sudo Nim December 16, 2003
A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.
by GuidoPosse69 February 09, 2005
1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!
Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!
Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
by forever felt & forever fro February 03, 2010
May 26 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

