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A random way of being surprised and amused..
Bob: Hey tom, I just got laid...
Tom: ZOMFGWTFBBQ? BY WHO?
by Mister Purple March 06, 2008
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Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Zo my fuckin god what the fuck be back quick.
Erick: I just owned you

Nick: zomfgwtfbbq

Erick: k
by Erick pp January 23, 2008
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